Judge — August 7, 1926 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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A Sonnet She walks in distant lands summer night. I know not what warm skies above her lean, Nor where this bright moon veils in mystic sheen Her well-remembered form; a breeze as light And softly borne as this, from off the white, Cold brown of Alp may breathe on the serene, Clear beauty of her face; some dusky scene Of tropic splendor may enthrall her sight; this | Or the enchanted gardens of Cathay May echo to her song, or some far shore I reck not of may hold her—worlds | away— I know not where she wanders ever- more; But I shall hear from her again, it’s true— Some time before her alimony’s duc —Toronto Goblin “Bill and [ are thinking of getting a flivver together.” “Yes, but try and get one that way! —M. 1. T. Voo Doo rer “Won't you join us in a game of bridg I don’t play bridge.” “Twas under the impression that you did.” “Twas once under that impression myself." —Notre Dame Juggler SAS American—Is this a second-hand store? Jew—Yes, sir. “Well, I want one for my watch.” —Orange Owl ") Nt iy inn ‘Two of the Latest Song Hits Have you heard them? Few? Needy? — — — Needypin daisies? —Carolina Buccaneer Few knew Susie? soe A dachshund is half a dog high half long. Carnegie Puppet by a dog and ; sae W ife—How do I look in these hose? Hubby—You don’t have to look in ’em. Just turn ‘em wrong side out. —Oklahoma Whirlwind it Ty Ye Compleat Snobb —CornELL Winow BALLOONS | KELLY Squibb’s Dental Cream Soothes irritated gums Sweetens breath Prevents acid decay Keeps teeth and gums clean and healthy ‘ABBOTT'S Tonic Appetizer for 52 Years BITTERS By SOmple by aa. 266, ec -P tt & Co., Balte., Md. comicbooks.com