Judge — July 31, 1926 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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Magistrate—Have you a lawyer? Prisoner—No, sir. “Do you want a lawyer to defend you?” “No partickler, sir. “Well, what do you propose to do about it?” “Well, s'far’s I'm concerned, I’m willing to drop the whole business.” Packing ’Em In on Sundays (Continued from page 19) it is shouting in red, white, green and purple lights: ‘Inside Story of Queen Esther’s Drag with King Ahasuerus! Come and Learn the Reason! Posi- tively the Last Week! Children Not Admitted!” “Jehosaphat!” said the Reverend Prudhomme. ‘‘What version of the Bible are you using?” “The usual version,” said the Reverend Dickinson calmly. “Have you seen the handbills I distributed tamy parishioners last week? Here's one: ‘Startling! Amazing! Stupe: dous! She Did What She Did, She Said What She Sa She Went, and She Didn't Give a Hoot!” “Who's that?” croaked the Rever- end Prudhomme. “Why, Ruth and Naomi, of course,” replied the Reverend Dickin- son calmly. “And you should have —Humorist seen the crowds—jammed my church to the emergency exits!” The Reverend Prudhomme turned slightly verdant with jealousy. There was a bitter note to his voice, as he commented, “And my talk on the same subject drew only twenty people. I got rotten press notices, too.” aid the Reverend Dickin- su heard what happened to ” didn’t you? When they got the announcement of my next week’s sermon, they cided to move to Hackensac The Reverend Prudhomme’s were still large with amaz he reached into an inside pocket, ob- tained the sermon he had been pre- paring and carefully tore it to bits. “Step on it, Brother,” he bade his companion. “Unravel me the low- down on Queen Esther's drag with King Ahasuerus. I believe you know your oaths.” Elwood D. Ullman, Jr. Dawe Rum Runner—Here come the Bulls!’ Drink it up—every drop of it— while I stall ’em off for a minute! Ansco Speedos Film—the red box with the || yellow band— fits alle film cameras. vacation fun last forever —take pictures Anything might happen when you go i On the lake and in the mountains, everything’s a picture. And you'll get good pictures with a Ready-Set—the new easy-to-use, sure-fire folding camera. No puzzling adjustments. The Ready-Set is all set for pictures. Three inexpensive models —ask your dealer. ANSCO CAMERAS &SPEEDEX FILM Pioneer Camera Makers of America Awsco—Binghamton, N. Y. Applause Card For the Funniest Contri- bution of 1926 Dear JupGe: I think the picture in this issue Entitled... And the Text in this issue Entitled 2; saci seam ceeaes ascaus Should be entered in the Contest for the Funniest Contribution of 1926. (Name). . (Address)... 0.0... (Week of July 31) At the end of the year, the artist and the writer whose contribution receires the largest number of rotes, will each receive a $500 prize. Vote Your Favorite! “POPULAR RADIO is without question the best radio magazine” You will understand when you see it how very interesting and valuable it is to every owner of a radio receiving set and to every one considering the building — or the purchase of a set comicbooks.com