Judge — July 31, 1926 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE “You say that I am the first model that you have ever kissed?” “Yes” “And how many models have you had before me?” “Four. An apple, two oranges and a vase of flowers.” —Jouns Hopkins Biack & Bue Jay sae First Drunk—Shay, old man, will you help me out of thish gutter? Second Drunk—I'm too weak, but I’m a good sport, move over, I'm comin’ down. —Oklahoma Whirlwind Saal The Methodist minister’s daugh- ter returned at three o'clock from a dance. Her father greeted her sternly. “Good morning, child of the devil.’ Respectfully and demurely, replied: “Good morning, father.” —Colorado Do Do she feu “Why have you been often of late with Johnny? “Ever since his rich uncle died he has that indefinable something.” —Notre Dame Juggler ing so tae “The doctor said I should take whisky and quinine.” “Well “T don’t know where to get the quinine.” —Columbia Jester Fae ght dollars and thirty cents.” “Gosh, everything is high here. They sell em for $4.85 up at Ponca Ci —Oklahoma Whirlwind sas “Wilt am gone “How long are you going to be gone?” —Notre Dame Juggler you remember me when I Netry—What are we coming to? showed. I just met Myra and alll her lace-ends In—Will you marry me? Sane—But I must tell you, ’m a somnambulist. “Oh, that’s all right. You can go to your church and I'll go to mine.” —Middlebury Blue Baboon tae Frat—Let me use your mashie this afternoon. Flat—Sorry, old top, but I've a date with her myself. —Denison Flamingo sae Captain—What is the best method to prevent the diseases caused by biting insects? Corporal—Don't bite the insects. —Orange Oul Hae 1 believe in marriage as He—Yes, if it is heavily endowed, —Dartmouth Jack o’ Lantern —Ya.e Recorp comicbooks.com