Judge — July 24, 1926 — page 24: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Sensitive skin So it HAS to be MENNEN Here’s the first Contest Prize Winning Letter Mr. H. R. Bowen, 6720 Leland Way, Hollywood, California, wins the travel- ing bag for the first Mennen bag con- test. Here’s his letter: Dear Jim Henry: I found Mennen Shaving Cream as I found my favorite tobacco—by Elimination. Do you remember how you searched and searched for THE tobacco for your favorite pipe? How you eliminated and eliminated until you found the brand which soothed and pleased the tongue? Having a combination of a sensitive skin and a stubborn beard I had to seek a Super- Cream. A Cream which would soften my beard and yet not irritate my skin. I tried and eliminated various creams until I found Mennen. The One Cream to satisfy all re- quirements, After five years of companion- ship, we are pals. “Mennen-ly" yours, (Signed) H. R. Bowen You fellows who smoke pipes know what it is to hit upon just the right to- bacco, And the first time you lather up and shave with Mennen Shaving Cream, you'll get as great a kick as from your first pipeful of some rich, mellow, old blend of tobacco, The secret’s The big tube costs only 50c. Then get set on Mennen Skin Balm It’s tingly, ccol, re- freshing—and tones up the skin. Comes in 50c tube. Better than liquids. And Mennen Talcum for Men for the final well-groomed touch. Matches your skin —doesn’t show. Antiseptic. Protecting against the weather. . 25¢ for a large tin, bs Laean’ g (Monsen Selesmen) for after shaving. THE MENNEN COMPANY Newark, New Jersey ‘The Mennen Company, Limited, Montreal, Quebec and stubborn beard” in Dermutation—the unique Mennen process of beard soften- ing. Itgivesa quicker, better shaveand leaves your face cleaner, smoother and better conditioned than anything you ever tried. The 100% right feeling that Mr. Bowen was hunting for and found. The best things in life come by elimi- nation. Try every other way to shave— then you’ll come to Mennen for keeps. Miss bargain! ITappiness Sie attended so many dinners that her digestion was ruined. She was constantly worried about this trivial detail and that. Her nerves were worn to a fra: from fitting on clothes, ordering clothes, exchanging clothes, and ar- ranging clothes. She could not sleep at nights from worry lest something might go wrong at the last moment. She drove her family to distraction with her irritability and indecision. Her father complained that he could never get near the telephone and that he would be ruined finan- cially. Her mother sometimes broke into unaccountable fits of sobbing in her presence. She herself lost nine pounds in two weeks. Yet it was the happiest period of her life for... She was about to be married! —Humorist tte A man appeared at a police station and said: “Oh, in regard to the watch which I reported was stolen yesterday, I have since found that it is not lost at all.” “You are too late,” replied the superintendent, “the thief has been arrested.” —Der Gotz (Vienna) Now T'll throw in the clutch. Golitely—Can't you throw in more than that? I do love a One Husband—The wife's gone on a holiday, but I know the place won't suit her. Another gone? “As a know.” Ditto—Where has she fact, I don't —Answers matter of sss He—Do you want to marry a one- eyed man? She—No, why “Then let me ry your umbrella.” —Pittsburgh First KZ, Maid (in seaside boarding house)— The bathroom lock is broke, sir, ye'd better wear yer bathing costume. —London Opinion i comicbooks.com