Judge — July 24, 1926 — page 22: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

vs she keeps all men at arm’s length. “Well, from what I saw on the Drive last night I'd say she had aw- fully short arms.” —Wisconsin Octopus st Eight—Use the word synoptical in a sentence. Ten—Synoptical illusion. —Notre Dame Juggler Rad “How come you're on probation?” “Cause I took a girl out for a ride?” “Nothing wrong about that is », but the dean picked her up as she was walking home. —California Pelican sae The height of nerve is to take a girl out riding in her own car and make her walk home. —Oklahoma Whirlwind Something entirely uncalled for. —Pitt PANTHER Pome King David and son Solomon Led merry, merry With many, many lad: And many, many wiv But when old age crept over them With its remorseful qualms, King Solomon wrote the Proverbs, King David wrote the Psalms. —Louisville Satyr friends PID Cal (ecstatically)— . . . and whis- pered sweet nothings in her ear. Callous—Yes, I never promise ’em athing either. —Carolina Buccaneer Photograph of a contortionist stand- ing on his head. Cauirornia PELICAN Two men cursing over the radio, —M. I. 'T. Voo Doo Married and Abroad Niagara Falls Wife—Great heavens—that — re- minds me, I forgot to turn off the water faucet before leaving. Why didn’t you think, etc., ete. Care of the Winds Wife—Great heavens—that _ re- minds me, I forgot to turn off the electric fan before leaving. Why didn’t you think, etc., ete. Mount Vesuvius Wife—Great heavens—that —re- minds me, I forgot to put out the fire in the furnace before leaving. Why didn’t you, etc., etc. Matterhorn Wife—Great heavens—that _re- minds me, I forgot to cancel the ice before leaving. Why didn’t you re- mind me, etc., etc. African Jungle Wife—Great heavens that re- minds me, I forgot to send the ferns to the neighbors before leaving. You never forget anything, why didn’t you remind me, etc., etc. Husband—Good grief, that re- minds me, I forgot to turn off the victrola. —Michigan Gargoyle comicbooks.com