Judge — July 17, 1926 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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They Laughed When I Started to Dance —But next time the laugh was on them! everywhere they shouldn't be—no wonder people laughed. And my partners—poor girls! But the very neat day I ran across an advertiement of Arthur M he thought by mea eo cer taails dat bet Well, t doubted it, but I thought I'd give him a chance. So T sent for bis lessons—and got the surprise of my life! Why. bis lessona were not only fascinating. but so simply arranged ud clearly explained that I waatered th The next time I go 2. How to Position. 4. How to Gai Waltzing. Surely you want to opportunity. Don't del and send for them TO! — —Mail This Coupon Now— i 1. Beginner's Foxtrot 1 Beginner's Waltz Beginsier's Charleston Hesitation Walk | | | | | Studio 648 | | | | | | | TE. 43d St., N.Y. C for lessons checked 10, the price will be only 7 . sign on the dotted line .. NOTICE TO JUDGE CONTRIBUTORS ENCLOSE no return postage when you unnybones, Epilaughs, Toasts of the Do bels or Lissie Labels to JubGE. An fear of rejection slips. Because those contributions that are not accepted will be prompily and neatly filed in the waste basket. The hundreds of Funnybones, Epilaughs and Lizzie Labels received daily have forced this drastic policy upon us. But for prompt attention, address manuscripts e following departments: . Di have ih ci sof ine Da toaata of the Day © ior le—Dizay Label Editor of JUba: ae WEST 43d STRE DISPEL THAT RASH Why suffer when skin troubles yield so easily to the healing touch of Resinol | | ' ! j | c | THE BRIDESMAID ARCH The very latest for the very smart wedding. Judging the Shows The Rent (Continued from page 18) I dreamt I dwelt in marble halls, ‘And was not surprised thereat. will do the most good. Let Al I knew the rent could be no more Woods hand out, at “The Shanghai Than that of my city flat. Gesture,” photographs of Shanghai —Eondlow Option so the audience, after taking a look at his Waldorf-Astoria Chinese scen- ery, may enjoy a good laugh. I sug- gest, further, that the lage- ment of “Bride of the Lamb” pass around totem poles and that, at the Pulitzer Prize opus, aig’s Wife,” the management give the audience photographs of Sinclair Lewis. The trouble with our managers is that they are getting altogether too stingy. At the present time the only memento that a theatergoer take: home with him is the recollection of three dollars and a half gone to hell. What the managers should do is pro- vide something that will take a fel- low’s mind off his misery. In the old days a customer came out of the theater, swindled often enough, it is true, but still wreathed in grins over the fact that he had been given gratis a very valuable and handsome three- cent celluloid pocket comb with the star's picture on it. This was enough to convince him that the manager regarded him as an emi- nently worthwhile and important creature whose patronage was eagerly solicited. The fellow was, in his own estimation, somebody. Nowa- days, he is nobody. The manager takes his money and then often doesn’t even give him back his over- coat at the end of the evening if he hasn't got a quarter handy. It is time to call a halt. A general mass meeting to discuss the question will be held at Cooper Union on the first Sunday in August. ttt Doctor—Do you suffer from thirst ? Patient—Yes, thanks! —Nagels Lustige Welt (Berlin) tot A Pennsylvania woman who killed her husband won't be allowed to col- | | lect his bonus. Husbands are an awful muisance, but there is no bounty on them. | —American Lumberman Still plenty of time to enler Judge’s Slogan Contest GET BUSY $500 for SLOGANS Rules for Contest in the Advertising | Number. If you missed it—Send_ for | it—15 cents. Leslie-Judge Co., 627 W. 43d St. New York City ie comicbooks.com