Judge — July 17, 1926 — page 24: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Bee—Litz hell, that’s Chopin! —PENN Srate Fron They Think So Too A man without a woman Is like a ship without a sail, \ boat without a rudder, A street car without a rail. Oh, there’s only one thing sadder, And it’s far, far sadder than A man without a woman— That’s a woman without a man. —Washington Dirge sas Under the spreading capitol dome The politican sits. He sits and sits and sits And sits and sits and sits. —Alabama Rammer Jammer nana Ruth rode in my new cycle car In the seat in back of me; I took a bump at fifty-five, And rode on ruthlessly. --Boston Beanpot sas He—D’ya know that fish is brain food? Haw—Naw; how come? “It takes knowledge to open a can of sardines.” —Penn Punch Bowl sss Tux—My, you look beautiful to- night. Ara—Yes, I took a beauty nap this afternoon and overslept. —NMichigan Gargoyle Rnalad “How old would a person be who was born in 1898?" “Man or woman?’ —Oklahoma Whirlwind JUDGE American college student touring Europe tries to pick up a little Spanish. =M. I. T. Voo Doo To Pegg’s Next One Dear little suitor, Don’t you cry, You'll be her hubby: Buy and Buy. —Cornell Widow Caled Miller—Just as Millett and the widow started up the aisle to the altar every light in the church went out. Mumford—What did the couple do then? “Kept on going. The widow knew the way.” —Carolina Buccaneer sss Mrs. Wm.—I'1l bet that fellow over there is a lady’s man. Mrs. Won—Madame, I'll have you to know that he is. He is my hus- band. —Carolina Buccaneer Pte “Prithee, Melachrino, come forth with a right subtle response—what does one do with the left part of a duck?” “Cheerio, Meerschaum, and ‘tis easily answered. One makes hash, of course.” —Williams Purple Cow “L’ Allegro.” —BuckneE.t BELLE Hop comicbooks.com t) a