Judge, 1926-07-10 · page 5 of 36
Judge — July 10, 1926 — page 5: what you’re looking at
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# Analysis of Judge Page This page contains humor columns and illustrations rather than political cartoons. The "Funny Bones" section offers brief jokes about trained dogs performing tricks and food ingredients (eggs, milk, hooch from bootleggers). The "Krazy Kracks" feature presents wordplay humor. The main illustration depicts someone being launched horizontally above a cityscape via what appears to be a swing or catapult, with the caption "There y'are, Kel—there's your lunch." The joke's meaning is unclear without additional context, though it likely references a contemporary figure or situation unknown today. The bottom section lists humorous vacation destinations paired with types of people (headache sufferers, politicians, real estate salesmen, etc.), a format common to period humor magazines.
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JUDGE \FUNNYBOMES See Philadelphia and die laughing. \ ee ps $5 for each one printed Trained dogs aré sometimes worth a lot to their owners. We once had a dog and he performed a trick that was worth $5 to us. We were going to pay a fellow $5 to take him out and lose h’'m, but before we had coi pleted the arrangements our mutt went out and performed the trick himself. tae Just think of where we get the in- gredients of an eggnog. We get the egg from a hen, the milk from a cow and the hooch from a bootlegger. Fas Bootlegger—Here’s something spe- cial; give me your candid opinion of it. Prospect (sampling it)—Not bad a all. It tastes more like gin than any water I ever drank. “Velept his hands with joy.” “There y’are, Kell—there’s your lunch.” Where to Ge On Your Vacation HH: Hoboken. Headache sufferers, Aspern, Austria. Piano players, Bangor, Me. Real estate salesmen, Bologna. Politicians, Crooksville, O. Congressmen, Deadwood, S$. D. Flappers, Dum Dum, India. In-Laws, Devil’s Lake, N. D. Hay fever invalids, Kiaochow, China. Joke writers, Punjab, India. Sex novel writers, Rottenburg, Germany. Messenger boys, Tarry, Tex Popular song writ Sing Sing. A famous mural painter designs a postage stamp. Asia Kagowan comicbooks.com