Judge — July 10, 1926 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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Fed Up Dear Juvcr: [have arrived at the point where I can’t stand it one bit longer, so I take my Rem- ingwood in hand and send you some “brickbats and roses.” After perusing your column each week I have finally decided that the average reader of Jupai must glance over the cover of that worthy mag nd then promptly turn to the editorial page of nly burns me way these dimwits contin Prohibit al que nonsensic Well, he enough to no a very les in Jupce lieve me, I certainly skip over the (no harm intended, W. M. H.), because be bothered with this political trash, and, besides, Clive Weed can cover that with his’ cartoons, Also there is Carroll Carroll, from Walla V I certainly miss his wise cracks, And now, a gr big brick bat for D. M. Tell him that he'd better ¢ the ideas which he sells to oth ists, they are always better than the ones he uses, "Also, when we no longer have our comic strips in the daily papers he'll have to get something else to slin mu But listen, Friend strip is a dern goo tic can't pick out the efforts. ead Jupae regul: jorous weekly, t reject your other nd like it fine, but it’s ain from using ules, We € Thank you, Juve Pasadena, Cal. May 21, 1926. Frederic Foz Gayety of Reform Jepar: Deak Sms: Will you please stop sending us the Jupcr. We ed it very much at first, but are getting tired of seeing the same subjects ridiculed in every issue. Yours seems to be a one-track mind centered on reform and Probibition and to our way of thinking this would be a sad world had we never had reformers. Why not be 100 per cent, American and uphold the laws even if we don’t like them? It is very plain to be seen you are not doing so. A little ridicule is all right, but when carried to extrem is bound to do harin, Sincerely, Mrs. E. Teickeira His High Hat Is Off It takes all kinds of tastes, you know or of people would y wife does, But somehow Judge, Jr's, unctious humor and bon- homie gets me, until now I am always haunting the radio on Thursd gs when he struts his stuff on the air. Tell him I agree with him 100 per cent. in his selection of the best steppers. Sincerely yours, North Cohocton, N.Y Roscoe Peacock May 18, 1926, call it silly n Brains and Bank Loans Editor Svvar. Stu: From editorials on the British ppeared in yours of twenty-ninth, in JuvcE, erstwhile so’ liberal, toward “patriotic” bunk. ks of Henry Ford, that most of th in_left there to settle here, may in character with this a nius in mec es and organizatio a imbecile in all everyday knowl dismissed perfe We may again hear that booze sta (including the War of 1813, whi without Mr. Ford's knowledge), t Arnold English peet. Is one to consider Prohibitic the congregation of brains here However, the thought persists: that if all the brains of the world were here there had been fewer Ford ears sold. As to your own saying, “that here a small mechanic with only good character can get a loan from his local bank to start him in business,” you know is the rawest kind of bunk. All banks, State ted all wars id that Be an evidence of 1, must quite properly hay e kind ‘The “sober mechanic” may build ions of his f nd then perhaps ce money to complete fon the whole, which fact, the British banks ha this respect. I reeall my busine: ly got an overdraft trade needs, on no of $12,000 for six months fe other security than a balance sheet signed by a Chartered Accountant Very many of the great British industries and shipping lines were started by men who rose from the bench, though the present owners of the second or third generation and who perhaps have not too much sympathy with labor. ‘The: is no “class” impediment or difficulty against a man rising in his work. ‘These “British Cla Distinctions,” on which our “patriotic” papers are so found of harping, are social distinctions only. Sincerely yours, Binghamton. N. Y. Robert 'S. Clubley May 25, 1926. Nonplused Editors of Suva It's so strange that the funniest. paper in the world has the silliest editorials in the world. Your Prohibition stuff sounds like an ex-bartender. Do a little thinking some time and he honest with yourself. Yours very truly, Savannah, Ga. Wed. 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