Judge — July 3, 1926 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Unpublished Testimonials Or Why the Ad Men Have to Write Their Own! Beanbird’s Bagpipes for Brittle Bed- steads U=! be Iwas troubled silly with a hair mattress which the doc- tors said it was no use trying to save and we was all set for an operation. Then my husband reads about your Beanbird’s Bagpipes for Brittle Bed- steads in the Santa Fe time-table or something. An. s, he ups and leaves me for a Listerine blonde so I has to go to work after all. Now I ain't troubled no more since he ups and swipes the mattress along with him and I got me a twin bed anyhow so much obliged for the bicycle ride. Rastus’ Raisins for Raw Raspberries I take great pleasure in telling you and your folks how I suffered for over ten years with combinations and per- mutations of the third degree in the lower right-hand corner of Kentucky. Sometimes it got so bad I couldn't go to the blackboard without making awful faces and my husband he got so worried he used to go out to the movies every night just to soothe his tired nerves. Them is all over now, though, thanks to my early use of Rastus’ Raisins for Raw Raspberries. I don’t notice none of the pains no more and I have given up the com- binations entirely—I got other things Honest, I didn’t think it was possible for anything to to worry me now. do to me what your raisins done. But it’s too late now, so I'd like to { PonTABL £ “MANOR Find the woman. JUST LIVING THEIR OWN LIVES Eskimo athletes pole-vaulting. “Mom wants to know if you can lend her a couple of bedrooms over Sunday, Mrs. Bintle—we're having company. see some other folks get stuck like I did. Sadie's Simple Sunburn Salve Being as I am one of the very few girls left who has been in the chorus of the Ziegfeld Follies, it should he glad that you are getting yourself this letter. Because you see I am a ex-chorine from the Ziegfeld Follies, which is the Ziegfeld Follies in New York, of which I am once a member of the chorus. Lam very glad to recommend your Sadie’s Simple Sunburn Salve for sore throat, nearsightedness, catarrh, lumbago, ennui, chilblains, financial difficulties, salted peanuts, Diesel en- gines, ten-year itch, measlesand ocean voyages. Of course, if they want to use it for sunburn, why that’s their lookout. It works fine for moon- light bathing parties, anyways. I can highly recommend anything you say, and I am a follies girl from the Ziegfeld chorus. As ever, Dolly De Duke. P. : I like the one with the sing'e veil best, but use your own judgment. Us Follies girls has to be careful how we dress, if at all. D.D. D. Richard S. Wallace 9 I sing the lay of William Tell, Here lie his fragments inthe cold; He knew his neighbor had a still— Alas! Unhappy William Toldt Ah ubabesseernarberane nny, pelt rane pays 35 {oF each one print Ce nd comicbooks.com