Judge — June 26, 1926 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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Judging the Shows (Continued from page 19) ness, as he tells us, is completely atrophied. What can it matter to him if the period of burial be ten minutes or twenty? Since the an- awer 2s more or less obvious; no'prize is offered for the correct answer. II I" SEEMS something of a shame to waste space on Michael Kalles- ser's “One Man's Woman,” pro- duced by none other than Michael Kallesser, because it will doubtless have disappeared down the chute long before these words greet you. If it hasn't gone by the boards by this time, my talent for prognostica- tion should promptly be investigated by an especially appointed com- mittee. What we got here was still another Hawaiian dingus, one of those affairs in which a backdrop painted up with palm trees and in which a number of steel-guitar players are relied upon to give a languorous semi-tropical atmosphere to a play that, so far as its theme goes, might every bit well be laid in Altoona, Pa. In th particular exhibit, a young American falls in love at sight with a fair creature who, he imagines, is as pure as the driven snow. In Act II, how- ever, he is shocked to learn that she is a resident in a fancy-house and by profession a lady of joy. After the usual hour of deep breathing exer- cises, table pounding and loud lan- guage, the Americano finds that he cannot quiet the love in his bosom and, challenging the world and the Journey by Sea, Train, Auto or j f ‘Air in health and comfort. Moth- ersill's promptly ends the faintness B and nausea of Travel Sickness. 34 75. & $1.50 at Drug Stores or dire The Mothersill! Remedy Co., Ltd. Y New York ‘Montreal few people who are still sitting in the theater, takes the hussy for his lawful, wedded wife. In brief, drivel. The company assembled to mer- chant Mr. Kallesser’s masterpiece was fully up to the demands of the occasion and gave a performance quite as bad as the play itself. On the opening night, the audience im- politely razzed the proceedings. Whether the audience on the second night did the same thing depends entirely upon whether or not there was an audience there on the second night. The Gay Dog He often dines with Genevieve. (She’s beautiful at night!) At Sherry’s he takes tea with Eve (A cunning little mite). IIe sometimes lunches with Eileen (She thumps his typewriter). He motor rides with young Delphine (There’s lots of style to her). He takes Virginia to the pla (A literary maid). He loves to dance with dashing Fay. (She's strong and unafraid!) So golden moments pass. (You sce He leads a merry life!) He has his breakfast sulks with me! (That's ’cause I am his wife.) —London Opinion 29 KELLY BALLOONS “Ten years ago I arrived in the town with only one shilling, but that shilling began my fortune at once.” “You must have invested it very profitably, I did. I telegraphed home for moncy.”” —Northern Daily Telegraph The policewoman. comicbooks.com