Judge — June 19, 1926 — page 28: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“Fe thought tt was a bunch of tin cans!” You cannot believe your ears. Your eyes alone convince you it is the new Orthopunic Sictrola you are listening to. You hear the deep boiler-fac- tory cacophony of the bass, the shrill shrieking of the trebles. Every instrument sounds like a skeleton’s Charleston on a tin roof. Ortho- The New Orthopuntc AMERICAN CAN COMPANY, punic reproduction will make you a firm believer in birth control. The new Orthophunic Sictrola brings the élite of the nation’s boiler factories to your home. It makes even a classical symphony sound like jazz—if you don’t like jazz. If you do not own an Orthopunic “So’s His Old Master’s Voice.” 26 CAMDEN, Sictrola you are missing one of life's ordeals. There is a Sictrola dealer near you. Get up a demonstration. Ride him out of town on a rail. “Tf it isn’t an Orthopunic, it’s an improvement.” Sictrola N.J. comicbooks.com