Judge, 1926-06-05 · page 12 of 36
Judge — June 5, 1926 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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# Judge Magazine Satire: Two Comics About Men's Incompetence This page contains two satirical pieces mocking men's bumbling behavior, likely from the 1920s-1930s. **"When There's a Boy in the Family"** depicts a disheveled man creating chaos at a school—the caption "The moving finger writes—and having writ, moves on" (referencing Omar Khayyam's *Rubaiyat*) sarcastically compares his destructive behavior to fate itself. **"A Nearsighted Man's Day"** by Frank L. Paynter is a day-in-the-life joke mocking male incompetence: he dresses in his wife's underwear, eats wax fruit, gets drunk on shoe polish, mistakenly kisses his wife thinking she's his stenographer, and eventually sleeps with the cat. The humor targets absent-mindedness, alcoholism, and marital infidelity—common Judge targets. **"A Speak-easy"** (bottom right) appears to be a separate cartoon depicting Prohibition-era illegal bars, likely mocking speakeasy culture. These pieces use exaggeration to satirize contemporary masculine behavior during a period of social change.
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JUDGE Looks at calendar to see what train he must take. 9.00—Arrives at of- fice. Sits on desk and puts feet on chair. 10.00—W i fe comes THE MOVING FINGER in. Kisses wife, think- ing she’s his stenog. —- WRITES) AND HAVING 5.00—Starts home. [OY Walks wrong way. 6.00—Arrives home. Goes down cellar. Pol- ishes shoes with gin. Drinks shoe polish. 7.30—Goes out to dinner. Tips flapper. Tries to flirt with a 6 . -MOVES on waiter. ; ; : 11.00—G oes home. When There’s a Boy in the Family, Bois wife out aad gas : to sleep with the cat. - Saad Frank L. Paynter MAN’S DAY 7.00—A larm clock rings. Throws watch out of window. Dress- es, putting on wife’s un- derwear. Shaves top of head. Puts hair restorer on face. 7.30—Sits down to breakfast. Eats wax fruit on table. 7.45—Examines time- table to find the date. comicbooks.com