Judge — May 29, 1926 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE PL SS “Aren't you pretty young for a college man?” “T ain't no college man. These are dad's pants.” ~—Couoravo Dovo A New Tale Betty—You embarrassed me at the Prom. Your handkerchief hung out under your Tux coat all evening. Bill—That didn’t need to em- a. It wasn’t my hand. t was my shirt. —Ohio State Sun Diat Fae Male—What were you doing this afternoon when I called you? Male (Fe)—Oh, I was helping mother around the hous “What! Was she drunk again?” —Iowa Green Gander nd Her—Don't you love driving ona night like this? Him—Yeah, but I thought I'd wait until we got further out in the country. —Cincinnati Cynic sas “Have you ever hunted bear “No, J usually wear cordurc Grinnell Malteaser There’s al SN Ve c aS 3 R 2 Not for the Gums Four out of five have it—and the fifth one knows where to get it. —C. 0. N.Y. Mercury sas Their meeting, it was sudden; Their meeting it was sad; She gave her sweet young life, Most gracious thing she had. She sleeps beneath the willows, In peace she’s resting now; ys something doing, When a freight train meets a cow. —Lehigh Burr NT But try to light a Deity! —Amuerst Lorp Jerr Sue—What gown are you going to wear to-night, Ruth? Reuru—Don't be funny, Grace, I have it on now. —Darrmoutu Jack o’ LANTERN Heard in the Pool Room She—You're right good on the cushions. He—Yes, I'm right good at this kissing game, too. —Johns Hopkins Black and Blue Jay sae “Yes, my night dates are all taken.” “How about giving me an after- noon date? “Oh, I'm not popular in the day time.” —Oklahoma Whirlwind od “Say, you haven't paid yet for the liquor you drank.” “No, but I probably will to- morrow?” —Brown Jug Rad “T hear your old man died of hard drink ba a cake of ice fell on his head.” —Yale Record comicbooks.com