Judge — May 22, 1926 — page 24: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“I hear that Sandy tried to cheat the undertaker.” “How did he do that?” “Just before he died he buried his face in his hands.” —C. C. N. Y. Mercury Quite True Actor—My good man, just what is your vocation? Scene Shifter—I’m a Methodist. “Kind sir, but that is your belief. Now, then, I am an actor.” .“Hell’s fire, man, that’s your be- lief.” —Penn Punch Bowl ase “Florence is an angel.” “Bah! She’s painted all over.” “Did you ever see an angel that wasn’t painted?” —Johns Hopkins Black and Blue Jay Sue—I dreamed that I was riding with Tom last night. Her—Oh, yes, I saw you walking in your sleep. —DartmoutH Jack O'LANTERN “Why does Harry call his flivver ‘Teddy’?” “No doors—just ‘step-in.’ ” —Teras Ranger “What shall I do to keep from falling in love?” “Try pricing apartments!” —Toronto GosLin Fae “Abie, vhat you mean by blaying mit metches on de zidevalk. Come righ avay in de store and blay mit em.” —Amherst Lord Jeff as Dear Editor: What should I take when I am rundown? Yours, C. D. Byrd. Dear Mr. Byrd: Take the license number. Yours, Editor. —Penn State Froth He Hasn’t Been Here Long There was a young fellow named Sid Who kissed his girl’s eye on the lid, Said she to the lad, your aim is quite bad You should practicea bit—and he did. —Lehigh Burr Fae Do you recall, sweet, my sweet, A magic woodland way, That ran beneath our dancing feet, One far-gone summer’s day? Do you ever dream of the budding trees Or the faintly perfumed little breeze, That sighed as we said good-by? Do you recall how the pathway ran? Please wire me if you do, For I want to show to another man The path I showed to you. —Sewanee Mountain Goat sae He—I want to buy a present for my wife. Clerk—Can I interest you in some- thing in silk stockings? “Well, let’s see about the present first.” —Williams Purple Cow The Student Prints —Georeia Tech YELLow JackET comicbooks.com