Judge — May 22, 1926 — page 17: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Low Brow (As Judge, Jr., Would Run High Hat if It Were Censored) T week's lecture will be on “Wild Parties” and how they are tamed. (The black slide, Oscar... . thank you.) .....'Took in some party the other night played a new version of that game called Post Office..... similar to Post Office only different, and nicer clever no end. . . . . Hostess gives each player two cents ..... blows whistle and everybody races down to the Post Office (advt.), buys stamp and comes back first back wins..... Seems to be taking on pretty well with the Step-outs this season, What next! What next! Add new expressions: “Peace be with you!” ground department informs me it’s the last gasp in slanguage any- way it’s becoming quite the rage among the younger set. Read two books this week “40,000 Sublime and Beautiful Thoughts” a collection of darn fine ideas... .. it’s a wow! “Adventures of Peter Rabbit,” by Thornton W. Burgess... . a hum- dinger stay home some morn- ing and read it. Speaking of Prohibition, lads, I ran across a new drink called Water two parts hydro- gen, one part of that stuff labeled oxygen considered vera, vera tricky by the High Hats. The Six Best “Steppers:” “Yes, Sir! That's My Angel” (4 Night In Heaven). “Whistle Away Your Joys” (The Hymn Singer). “Sweet and High Up” (The Green Halo). “A Girl In Your Sister’s Arms” (Cry That Off). “A Cup of Water, a Chaperone, and You” (Juno and the Padlock). “Sweet St. Peter” (The Milk and Honey Man). Lawson Paynter { GRAND-DAUGHTER Outlines of History. The motorist’s garden. Song of the Sea Ds? want to go back toa tumble- down shack, Nor long for its moss-covered charms. I don’t miss any mammy in old Ala- bamy Nor crave to be held in her arms. It’s the song of the sea that is calling tome, With a call that I hear from afar. And I'll feel right at home in the splash of the foam Where schooners slide over the bar. Jack Shuttleworth FAKE, U roll your Is, U roll your i | ¢\ _hose, & “U LEv8 your skirts and nose, U smoke, U drink, U dye your hair And still U R 1of the fair. Judge will pay $5 for each one printed. comicbooks.com