Judge — May 1, 1926 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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| Unhealthy guns denoted | by tenderness and bleeding | ; NHEALTHY soilkillsthebest of wheat. Une healthy gumskill the best of teeth, To keep theteeth sound keep the gums well. Watch for tender and bleeding gums. This is a symptom of Pyor- Pyorrhea menaces the body as well as the 4 teeth, Not only do the wumsrecedeand cause Wf the teeth to decay, Joosens and fall out, but the infecting Pyor- thea germs lower the body's vitality and cause many setious ils, To avoid Pyormea. visit your dentist fre- quent!y for tooth and gum inspection. And I] use Forhan’s For the Gums. Forhan’s For the Gums will prevent I] Pyorrhea—or check its progress—if used intime and usedcon- sistently, Ordinary dentifrices cannot do f] this. Forhan’s will keep the gums firm and healthy, the teeth white and HI clean, Start using it I} today. fgum-shrink- ¢ has set in, use rorhan's according to directions, and consult a dentist im- mediately for spe- cial treatment. 35c and 60c tubes in U.S. and Can, Formula of B,J. Forban, D.D.9, FORHAN Co. ‘New York Forhan’s, Ltd. Montreat and the exhaustion, faintness, nau- sea and dizziness caused by travel motion. Journey by Sea, Train, Car, Auto or Air in perfect comfort with Mothersill's. 32 75c. & $1.50 at Drug Stores or direct LL cert Remedy Co., Ltd. Always insist upon having ABBOTT'S Tonic Appetizer frsd veers’ BITTERS Disorganization The Salvation for the Future of American Business Fynciency experts have succeeded in making business so cold, mechanical and scientific that all of the fun is out of it. Once upon a time, if the president of the King Arthur Horse and Cow Feed Co. wanted to know what kind of feeds horses and cows in Rhode Island preferred, he’d hop on the train, go up to Rhode Island and see for him- self. Now he sends for a chemist, two test tubes and a table of pro- teins, plus the comparative yearly figures. In half an hour he’s got his answer, without ever having had time to play a little poker on the train to Rhode Island, There’s too much organization in business. What it needs is disorgan- ization and that’s why I’m going to make my big success. I'm a professional disorganizer. I'll disorganize your business, after having made a thorough study of it. In six months’ time it should be sufficiently disorganized to permit you to burn up all the charts, graphs, statements and maps. All of the harm done by efficiency experts I can undo for you in a Enjoy your business life. What is so refreshing as to crawl around under the desks looking for a lost carbon copy? There’s no _ thrill in asking Miss Perkins to look in “File 234-BZ; Cross Section 11-2.” What you need is disorganization. I predict that disorganization will restore American business to the point where it will be as much en- joyed as golf now is. Several big corporations are after me for dis- organization work right now. Mail back th losed post card. If your busin disorganized you don’t need me. You're lucky. But if things are running too smoothly you are compel stockholders’ dividends and income tax to the Government. Disorgan- ize! To-day! Hugh Wood First Love I am dreaming of my first love, Through the night and through the day, For the girl who was my first love In an unforgotten May. I am longing for my first love With the madness of desire, And the soul of me is burning With a breath of flaming fire. I am yearning for my first love— She’s the girl I'd love to see, For she had all that I possessed, When she got through with me! —London Opinion “Watch that car, boy—and there’s a terbacker cewpon for ya.” comicbooks.com