Judge — April 24, 1926 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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Af aw A social uplifter —Penn Puncu Bown Tee—I hear there is another up- rising in Mexico. Hee—How revolting! —Bucknell Belle Hop Reed Tough—How'd ya git dat swell bump on your bean? Tougher—Tell you about it, Foggy. I was standing on de bridge last night when Jack comes by, wid his queen. I tries to get her diamond, and he trumped me wid a club. —Dartmouth Jack 0” Lantern ses “May came home the other night with Jack’s muffler wrapped around her.” “Was it that cold?” “No, they had a wreck.” —Texas Ranger Rad Rastus—Ain’t dat mule eber kicked yuh? Sambo—Naw, chile, not yit; but he frequently kicks at de place whar Ah recently wuz. —Johns Hopkins Black and Blue Jay Rd Dumb—I was alarmed this morn- ing. Numb—When? “Oh, about seven-thirty.” —Notre Dame Juggler “Just like a woman.” —Cincisnati Cynic Our Headache Corner Edited exclusively for those who are occasionally afflict- ed with headaches. They are our best people, the ones with the superiority complex. HENRY HEADACHE Ladies and gentlemen of the invisi- ble audience, how did you feel after that last headache? Did you get rid of it by remedy whether all that? using a that left you wondering ife was worth living and Then read this wire just received from Wilbur Erpf of Connecticut: FAR HENRY HEADACHE STOP I TOOK YOUR AD- VICE_STOP I HAVE CUT OUT DRUGGING MY HEAD- ACHES STOP TELL YOUR READERS TO STOP DOING SO AND STOP AT THE a GET KOVIL \T! TIDOT! x HEADACHES PLEASANTLY STOP. * # * Wilbur is evidently a local, making all stops. But he has the right idea. + # 8 Because he knows how to relieve a headache without unpleasant after effects. —in the roughest waters. This ap- palling nausea is unnecessary suf- fering. Mothersill’s prevents Travel Sickness on your journeys by Sea, Train, Auto, Car or Air, a” & $1.50 at Drug Stores or direct The Mothersill Remedy Co., Ltd. New York Montreal ANNOUNCEMENT JupGE JR. now takes the air at 7.30 P.M. Have you heard him? He’s making a big hit. 7.30 P.M. on WJZ EVERY THURSDAY comicbooks.com