Judge — April 10, 1926 — page 27: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

— — I don’t know why Herbie should be so forgetful about such things, do you, poppa?” “T guess not.” “Poppa! Where is Herbie’s letter?” “Didn't you have it this morning “I gave it to you, poppa, to read on the way to work.” “That's right. I forgot to read it, though. It must be in my overcoat pocket yet.” “Ll get it. Why, poppa, your overcoat ain’t here! “T guess I forgot to bring it home.” “Tsn’t that an overcoat over there, Missus Flin “Of course, it is, Missus Finkle! But look, poppa, there ain’t no letter in the pockets! And look! Here is the list of things that I told you to leave at the grocery store, poppa!” I gave them ake, momma.” I got enough bacon for anyhow. And I’m glad you didn’t leave the list, poppa, because I remember now I forgot to put down the things I needed most. What was | we talkin’ about, Missus Fink! ‘About your Herbie, Missus Flinty.” “Oh, yes. Well, it seems that he did something he shouldn't have or something he should have he didn’t do. But he’s so absent-minded, Missus Flinty. My! I don’t know what will become of him! And poppa and I have tried so hard to break him of his forgetfulness. But his mind was always ering all the time, wasn’t it, popp “Went where? “Poppa! Our Herbie. I said he was always so. Oh, can’t you stay any longer, Missus Finkle? Well, I'm awful glad you dropped in. Have you got your umbrella? Oh, you didn’t bring one, did you? I almost gave you ours. Well, Missus Finkle, I'lltell Minnie you was in askin’ about her. An’ I know Herbie'll be glad, although sometimes when I think of Herbie, Missus Finkle, an’ think how | hard poppa and I tried to make him | remember things—G'd night, Missus Finkle. What? A bottle of catchup! I remember now, I started to put out the milk bottle an’ I was so worried about Herbie that—by-bye, Missus Finkle.” Chet Johnson Rd Nephew (who is in love)—Uncle, what's the best way to find out what she thinks of me? Uncle—Marry her, my boy. —Answers od Proud Father—I understand, son, your school now boasts of a glee club. The Son—No, sir, we don’t boast of it. —Answers Gee ire As rRn SAY ‘‘BAYER ASPIRIN” and INSIST! Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for Headache Neuralgia Colds Lumbago Pain Toothache Neuritis Rheumatism Accept only ‘Bayer’’ package eC which contains proven directions. Handy “Bayer” boxes of 12 tablets Also bottles of 24 and 100—Druggists. Aspirin is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoaceticacidester of Salicylicacld =] “Did your friend completely re- “Come and dine with me to- cover from his broken leg morrow evening, old man.” No. Complications set in.” “Afraid I can’t; I'm going to see “How so?” amlet.” “He married his nurse!” “Never mind, bring him along —Fliegende Blaetter( Munich) ? —Happy Mag ‘mst Huspanp—I don’t see anything to be so cheerful about. “Oh, but you don't know! My wife has just bought me a new washing-machine.” comicbooks.com