Judge — April 3, 1926 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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Cynical Friend. Judging the Shows (Continued from page 16) than pursue the life of the footlights. And the father’s heart is wrenched ¢ As she listens to her father, the call of the stage begins to sound faintly in her veins. = » final curtain descends, her going off with her now happy parent to seek the glory of the theater. A tender tale. One to bring a tear contrives to | kill the tonic effects of the Nugents’ | period, commendable wheezes ugent has the Teading | role and his daughter, Mi $ rile of the gi girl. out of hi: lang knows how to s so as to get the last st drap of laugh juice out of them, Applause Card For the Funniest Contri- bution of 1926 I think the picture in this issue Text in this issue Should be entered in the Contest for | the Funniest Contribution of 1926. ‘(Week of April 3) At the end of the year, the artist and the writer chose contribution receives the largest number of votes, i each receive a $500 Prize ‘ote Your Favorite! AosA TS Here's a straight bit of road; let her all out! Bang her up to ten or twelve miles an hour! Humorist but as an actor he leaves something to be desired. His method of acting, estimating it from the present exhibit, is of the knock-’em-down-and-pull- ‘em-up technic. He uppercuts his lines, fells them, drags them quickly to their feet again, and then goes into a metaphorical song and dance with them. The Mlle. Nugent is an agreeable ingenue, although her per- formance on this occasion is not to be compared with that which she gave earlier in the season in he Family Upstairs.” Tl [se not say much about “Find Daddy,” as it will doubtless have died the death long before these nug- gets of wisdom reach the public. But even were it to run ten times as long as “Abie’s Irish Rose,” I’d not say much about it. If you wonder why, go to see it. sae The Paris police have arrested a man who apparently has a mania for tearing buttons off people's clothes. We shall be very surprised if he does not receive a tempting offer from our laundry. —Humorist sae Magistrate (to witness)—Have you ever seen the prisoner at the bar?” Witness—That’s where I met him. —Answers sae “Repeat the words the defendant used,” said counsel for the plaintiff in a case of slander. “I'd rather not,” said the witness timidly; “they were hardly words to tell to a gentleman.” “Tsee,” said counsel; “then whis- per them to the judge.” —Tit-Bits 290 Do you know that Clear-Tone —the wonder-working lotion— used like toilet water— Clears Your Skin —" of Pimples, Blackheads, Acne, Eczema, Enlarged Pores, Oilyor Shiny Skin? Elegant after shaving. Indispensable for sensitive and re- fined women. This new scientific cos- metic is GUARANTEED to banish un- sightly blemishes easily and quickly, and leave the skin clear and smoot! “A Clear- Tone Shin” —_——S={ This Free Booklet tells how you can easily and qui! at home obtain a clear skin, rom all blemishes, like Nature intended you to have. Thousands of copies of this interest- ing book are distributed every month. fs nota cure-all or mail- Glear-Tone tir ‘acaimente bet a ic, reliable SKIN LOTION, perfected after IBS years personal experience by Mr. E.S. Givens, who knows every embarrassment one has to suffer with a bad eomplexion. Endorsed and prescribed by physicians, druggists, and thousands of enthusiastic users, and sold ona direct and positive guarantee of satisfaction or money back! The marvel of Clear-Tone is that it clears the complexion so quickly, no matter what the cause, Over 100,000 test cas: Clear-Tonebsshadanunprecedented success as evidenced by thousands of voluntary letters written by men and women who had very bad blemishes and tried various soaps, ointments, and doctors without relief. Read! These Letters! From U.S. Hospital--"Find myself improving Wmondertatiyt “Abyionol soo that yas ok trouble your wonderful Clear-Tone will be recommend: ed.” Chas. A. Rein, U. 8. Hospital 41, Staten Slang NeY. From a Barber--""Havo been a barber for 80 years and never gaw anything aa, good a8 Clear-Tone. All barbers should know about it.” Otto Van| Burin, Kansas City, Mo. From a Musician--"'I am obliged to be in public ‘a great deal and my complexion was a great em- arrassment. Clear-Tone improved me so greatly that I strongly recommend it.” C. H. Lindeman, Steubenville, ‘am eure grateful for Clear-Tone change in my face in less than a| Lilian Kuster, Pa, “It is certainly wonderful.”” Louts| . rd Cavalry, Ft. Ethan Allen, Vt. ‘leared my face of Acne.” H J. tion, Pensacola, Fla, People Amazed--"'Has cleared my skin completely of pimples and blackheads. Everybody who sees amazed." BB. Wilson, Pearson, Others--men and women--praise ‘oarTone. Weil gladly wend copies of ‘most interesting testimon FIREE Siply ecpd name today for FREE booklet, ‘*A Glear-Tone Skin,’” telling how I cured myself after being afflicted for 15 years, and my $1,000 Guarantee to clear your skin of the above blemishes, E. $. GIVENS,224 Chemical Bldg., Kensas City, Mo. comicbooks.com