Judge — April 3, 1926 — page 23: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

= _ _ iia ascites —Penn State Frou ae Gunner—Gee, dat’s a pretty boid. Runner—Dat ain’t no boid, it’s a bird. “Sfunny, it sings like a boid.” Oklahoma Whirlwind Ste Tommie—Papa, what's the differ- ence between a stage star and a screen star? Poppa—There’s a sound difference, iy child. Pitt Panther oy “Who was that nifty blonde I saw you with at the dance last night?” “That wasn’t no blonde, that was iny sister.” —Centre Colonel was He—Shall I give you a sentence with the word “must They—Mi puns, - illiams Purple Cow Dumb—Funny how he is so lucky at cards and then loses his winnings at the race track. Dumber—Not very funny. They won't let him shuffle the horses! —Colby White Mule ae Algernon—You know, you must be twins. Fauntleroy —Flucidate, Algernon. “One guy can’t be so dumb.” Penn State Froth Perl Numb—Roman women must have worn queer clothes. U—What makes you think so? My history. prof heated the houses by around charcoal in brassie —Washington Columns Samos, “Ho, Marimba, and if I ate my father and mother, what would I be?” “You'd be a cannibal, Theodorus, of course.” “Tut, tut, thick one, I'd be an orphan.” —W. Virainia Moonshine the Indian. Three days personally conducted motor tour through a region rich in history and mystery, the Enchanted Empire. Only $45 extra with every- thing provided—meals, lodging and motor transportation. Westbound passengers leave trains at Las Vegas, New Mex., and join them again at Albuquerque, New Mex., three days later. East- bound is just the reverse. This unusual tour comprises visits to old Santa Fe, also the inhabited Indian Pueblos of Tesuque, Santa Clara, San Juan, Santo Domingo and other places in the Upper Rio Grande Valley, as well as the huge ruin of Puye a cliff pueblo twenty centuries old. There will be optional side trips and “land cruises” in charge of specially trained couriers for those who wish to extend their travels off-the-beaten-path. This service will begin May 15, 1926. Piste. 3. tack, Pas. teat. Mar Santa Fe System Lines | No. 1111-A Railway Exchange, Chicago, Ml. | Am planning a trip to 5 8 ey | this summer and would be glad to receive detailed information about the Indian-detour. There will be | s-seeeeersons in party. | Repos bi comicbooks.com