Judge — March 27, 1926 — page 13: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Serious ae Solved—This course has been scientifically laid out between Nutley, N. J., and Nyack, N. Y., for the exclusive use of motorists teaching their wives to drive. car thus driven ever leaves the road. The Good Old Family Name I pRopPpED into Uncle Abie Gitzen- heimer’s place to-day to see if my watch was all right. He excited over the success of and daughters that he let me have another fiver. Old Man Gitzenheimer certainly has a good family. Pansy La Peach (the movie star, y'know), is the youngest girl. Then there is Mickey O'Malley, “The Fightin’ Irish Fool,” he’s the youngest boy. The other girls also are making big names for themselves: Renee L’Aiglon, known as “The French Jenny Lind”; Bertha Von Gitzen, credited with being the most cl of the young German novelists; Carmelita Espinosa del Rey, the famous Spanish dancer, and Lena “There's a man who sings at his work from morning till night.” “What does he do?” “He's a song writer.” It has been found that no Swenson, hailed as th Queen of the Folli The boys are doing just as well. Besides Mickey there are Duke Kaleukilowkaukiaeua, one of the champion swimmers of Honolulu; Gaetano Guglielmo, the famous or- chestra leader; Achmed Sed Bey, the popular Arabian acrobat; Stovich Korovich, the Montenegrin piano virtuoso and John L. Smith, of Wall andinavian “re good kids and deserve I remember ’em when they were just Hermie, Hyman, Solly, Reba, Sarah, Mos Rachael and Sam Gitzenheimer. “You're a lucky father, said I.” “Well, I ain't so much boaster,” he replied. ‘But it gives a lot of pleasure for an old man to know that when he dies there is sons and daughters what will keep the old family name alive.” Chet Johnson bo comicbooks.com