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| Science proves the danger of bleeding gums CAST defense protects thelife of a nation, gum defense the life of a tooth. On the gum line danger lies. If it shrinks through Pyorrhea decay strikes into the heart of the tooth. Beware of gum tens derness that warns of Pyorrhea. Four out of five people over Torty haveP yorthea — manyunderfortyalso. Loosening teeth indi- cate Pyorrhea. Bleed- ing gums. too Re- member — these ine flamed bleedinggums Act as 59 many door- ways for disease germs to enter the system—infecting the joints oF tonsils—or causing other ments Fothan’s positively preventsPyorrhea.if Used in time and used consistently. As it hardens the gums the teeth become firmer Brush your teeth with Forhan’s. It cleans the teeth scientifically—keeps them white and clean. If gum shrinkage has already set in, startusing Forhan's ‘and consult a den- tistimmediately for special treatment. 35c and 60c tubes All Druggists Formula of B.3.Forhan,D.D.8. FORHAN CO, 206th Ave..N.Y, Borhan’s, Ltd. ‘Montreal and the exhaustion, faintness, nau- sea and dizziness caused by travel motion. Journey by Sea, Train, Car, Auto or Air in perfect comfort with Mothersill’s. 73¢. & $1.50 at Drug Stores or direct The Mothersill Remedy Co., Ltd. CLASSRINGS&PINS C3 Largest Catalog Issued—FREE Samples loaned class offi- 4 AFM |Cors. Prices. $.20 to $3.00 FATNY JO each. "No order for class, society, club ve femblems too large or too small. Special designs made on request. METAL ARTS CO.. Ine. 7718 Sauth Ava, Rochester, M.Y. OF BRAINS] IGARS G FOR ; MEN A couple of hardy annuals. Say It with Flower Pots (Continued from page 15) Flubb’s eyes and a dull underwear sign across the street began to flash “The Romance of the Flower Pot, with Henry Flubb and Sally Sayre—The Smashing Story of How One Man Licked the Trust Ogre.” Then Henry Flubb turned around. On his desk was a contract providing that Henry Flubb agrees to invest $20,000 in the film and J. Parker Wethersfield agrees to put in ten thousand. A filled fountain pen was suspiciously ready in Wethersfield’s hands. “Do you really think T can play s Tubb will anxiously ques- tioned Flubb. Mr. Flubb,” purred Wethersfield, man like yourself is made for romance. You are the dashing cavalier type. Iam amazed that the silent drama has not claimed you before this. You are the quiet, God’s-nobleman type. As a lover, you will be irresistible. In your scenes with Sally » you will reach mountains of emotion, terraces of tenderness Thus, when dusk descended on Bagdad-on-the-subway, The Flubb Feature Film Company had been organized. With a farewell flash of pearly teeth, J. Parker Wethersfield breezed out, heavier by a certified check for $20,000. Tobias Tubb fervently shook hands with Mr. Flubb and went out to have his hair cut. When all were gone and_ his office empty, Henry Flubb switched on the lights and stood before the mirror. Intently he regarded him- self in the glass, turning this way and that. He held out both arms in Amorous Position No, 1 as taught by the Mammoth Moving Picture Mail Order College of Post Corners, Box ‘ Swiftly, he changed srocious Demeanor No. 2 and then to Sentimental Attitude No. 5. He ran the complete gamut of cimena moods as described in the Mammoth home instruction book. Finally, his eyes glaring and his hands trembling, he shouted: “No, Mr. Murgatroyd. the Flubb Flower Pot Company will never forget the milliens of women and children in America by joining the trust. No, never.” Swiftly he changed to Righteous Indignation No. 8 and stalked home to “Ma” Flubb, his slippers and jacket. For eight weeks thereafter, the Flubb Flower Pot Factory at Wee- hawken, N. J., beheld sights that moved old employees to tears and new employees to grins. Leather- putteed directors, languorous sirens, gushing ingenues, professio men, smoking 1 “yes- beauty contest winners from the sticks and a vague group of cap- tion and continuity writers rubbed elbows with the Flubb underlings. As Mamie McInerney, who ran Moulding Machine No. 456, re- marked to Ros kanelli, who operated Moulding Machine No. Take it from me, Rosie, you'll see me name in de papers yet.” To which Rosie replied, “I'm tinking o° goin’ to Hollywood meself.” Rou- tine, system, organization, shipments and efficiency in The Flubb factory were literally shot to pieces. Horny- handed sons of toil posed without much coaxing. Faces that went without the feel of a razor for months were liberally smeared with cold cream and make-up paint. Shipping clerks became college boys. College boys became shipping clerks. Cos- mos became chaos. Then one day they finished the last -MADE AT KEY WEST— comicbooks.com