Judge — March 13, 1926 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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Judge Never Expects to See Tre giraffes playing leapfrog. Henry Ford in a Chevrolet. A snowstorm in a coal mine. Ben Turpin in the cabinet. John D. give a caddy fifty cents. Cotton stockings on a flapper. The snake’s hips or the bee's knees. An empty seat on the 5.15. An amateur quartet that never sings “Sweet Adeline.” Jack Holt with his hair mussed up. J. P. Morgan trying to mooch the price of a cuppa coffee on Broadway. A hula dancer who’s ever been in Honolulu. Chet Johnson “1 octagon home long ago.” Lines to a Wife LIKE to loll around and think Of gorgeous things to eat and drink; Of thick and juicy apple cakes, The kind the Hotel Biltmore bakes; Of puddings spiced with sherry wine; Of soup with noodles cut up fine, Such as The Astor used to serve, The sort that bachelors deserve; And as I sit, my dear, and think Of all these things to eat and drink, And how I'd be a better man “Me ole man’s present all busted an’ his birthday only once If I had never met a can; @ year!” I get to brooding and I rue The day I ever married you. Origin of Familiar Quota- tions ACK DEMPSEY—“Iet Us Have Peace.” Jack Dempsey—“There’s a Nigger in the Woodpile.” Grover Bergdoll—“War is Hell.” Unknown Follies Girl—“I Can Bare No More.” Flapper’s Garter—“Ring Out Wild Bells.” Rum Runner—“Don’t Give Up the Ship.” Coal Miners—“Strike for Your Altars and Your Fires.” a = = College Prof——‘They Shall Not Emptover—I won't need you any longer. I found a man who loafs Pass.” cheaper than you do. comicbooks.com