Judge — March 13, 1926 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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Diogenes has anew Job! Take a last look 3 / at his whiskers. { T last, after searching the earth for centu- ties, Diogenes found his honest man making the famous Durham-Duplex Blades. But then he was out of a job. So we asked him to take hislantern and look for men who want an Honest Shave. Andnowtheold philosopheris form- ing an organization called the Diogenes Club composed of more than 13,000,000 men who enjoy an honest shave with the Blades Men Swear By — Not At. Diogenes is offering you membership in his club for only a quarter. Join now and receive your credentials consisting of a handsome Durham-Duplex Razor—the same razor that is packed in the $1.50 sets —and one Durham- Duplex Blade. Be honest with your shaving career and join the Diogenes Club at your dealers or send the coupon today. NEW DURHAM-DUPLEX SETS Including two 50¢ packages of 5 Durham-Duplex Blades—$1.50 Interchangeable Blades—sox Jor package of j JOIN THE DIOGENES CLUB FOR —— a Co., wag, DeBY City, Ny ! az within the Diog ith one blader’ t The BladesMen Swear By-notAt URHAM.-DUPLEX RAZOR CO.., Jersey City, N. J. Factories: Jersey City; Sheffield, Eng.; Paris, France; Toronto, Can. -presentatives in All Countries. MRAND SCOTT WAVE FOUGKT FoR 20 YEARS. IRS. THERE'S \ MOVEMENT ON FOOT To mark and preserve the battlefields. A Hint to Young Husbands ‘OUNG man, are you contemplating matrimony? If so, are you worrying about the first meeting with your mother-in- law? Wondering what you should say and how you should act to make a good impression? That's easy, buddy. Just take the offensive and lead the fighting every minute. Don't give her a chance to say a word the first five minutes. Be original, be snappy, and let her see you're not afraid of her. Kid her and let her know you're a better man than some of the saps your wife might have married. When wifey introduces you for the first time, hand her mother some- thing like this: “Well, well! So this is mamma! Mitt me, old girl, mitt me. Wiggle the fin of the boob that's taken a load cff the family’s shoulders. Say, ma, you look older than I expected. The wife said you were only forty- five, but if you don’t register sixty at first. glance I'm a red-headed Chinaman. “But you look just like your pic- tures. ['d have recogni from that big nose a block You're no Miss America, kid, but I'll bet you can throw together a mean apple pie, huh? But listen, ma, you ought to slap on a little more war paint. Those wrinkles show up like a prohi on New Year's Eve in a cabaret. Y'understand I ain't finding fault, but a fellow hates to have his mother-in-law something that had just fi sightseeing tour through a concrete mixer. “But I'm one of the family now, ma, and I can even learn to love that face if you'll just give me a little time to get used to it. And now, where's the old man? I'd like to meet him, too, if he’s sober.” Chet Johnson Street Car Conpuctor—Fare, please. PassenGER—I think I ought to ride for half fare, I’m only half on. 20. comicbooks.com