Judge — March 13, 1926 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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i i . | i Tuning in on Sing —MicuiGan GaRGoyLE I'm Going to Telephone Pi—I want to call Ellen, where can I get ahold of her? Phi—I don’t know. She's awfully ticklish, —Middlebury Blue Baboon oy Daughter (en salle a laver)—Oh, mother, will you please see what kind of a neck my cleanest dress has? Mother—Don't bother me. “But, mother, I want to. know whether I should wash for a round- neck dress, or a square-neck dress.” —Columbia Jester Se First Actress—Y ousay your brother has an impediment in his speech and yet he is deaf and dumb? Second Actress—Yes. You see, he was in an accident and lost two fingers. —Johns Hopkins Black and Blue Jay soe “She—Let’s go and sit out this dance. He—No, I'm afraid you'll catch cold. “But it isn’t very cold out.” “No, but I have one.” —Mass. Tech Voo Doo Pt Statistics prove that fifty per cent. of the married people in the United States are women. —Rice Owl Keep It Dark Father—What do you mean, young man, by turning out that porch light when you tell my daughter good night! Lover—Why. you see... “That’s enough! Never darken my door again!” —Louisville Satyr soe Gentleman—Waiter, what's wrong with this chicken? Waiter—Iv’s been in a fight, sir! “Well! Take it back and bring me the winner.” —Grinnell Malteaser “When he fell out of the window did he hurt himself much?” “No, he had on his light fall over- coat. —Brown Jue a \ “She hasn't even the germ of an idea in her mind.” “Naw, her mind's too clean to let em li —S. Cauirorsia Wampus too First R. O. T. C.—Why does the Major take two drinks every morn- ing? Second Dummy—He takes one to make Himself feel like a different man. “Why a second one?” “That's for the other man.” —Minnesota Ski-U-Mah ttt “Now, come on, Claudorius, and tell them all you know, it won’t take long.” “Surely, Mephistopheles, [il tell them all we both know; it won't take any longer.” W. Virginia Moonshine one “There may be something in this after all,” said the revenue agent as he put his lips to the bottle. —Cornell Widow nd Chap. I—Did you see her home last night? Chap. IL She didn’t in ‘ell, only the outside. » me in, Colyate Banner comicbooks.com