Judge — March 6, 1926 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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Jazz Up the Weather T= big trouble with the weather nowadays is the way it’s adver- tised. Uncle Sam’s meteorological sharks still are dishing up daily 1887 fore- casts for 1926 sport model storms. There’s nothing thrilling about reading: “Probably snow to-night and Tuesday with north to northwest winds. No change in temperature.” But think how much interest the weather bureau could stir up if it would hire a couple of ninety-horse- power balloon-tired copywriters to hand out the weather something like this: “B-r-r-r-r! Cold, buddy? Afraid you're getting old? Cheer up, old man, this cold spell is still running along in second. Cold kitty, but to-night’s going to be so frigid the radio programs will freeze in the air! And the snow’ll be thicker than job seekers when Congress convenes again. Mobilize the blankets, shine up the coal shovel and step on the gas. And anchor the old northwest windows, for she’s going to blow blue blazes. To-morrow? Some more of the same.” Sometimes the weather man has to shoot blind with one of those “cloudy, probably occasional show- ers and variable winds” foreguesses. Why not turn ’em out like menus and let the poor public take its choice! Then the cuckoo who picks out the wrong thing can’t blame it on Uncle Sam’s climate dispensers. Like this: To-night (Choice of One) Fair Cloudy Stormy Rain Hail Snow (Choice of Two) Warm Mild Moderate Cold (Choice of One or Combination of Any Two) North Wind South Wind East Wind West Wind (Floods and Hurricanes with any Storm Order) Chet Johnson The actor who took one bow too many. OLD MONEY WANTED I Paid s200}«. to J.D. Martin of Virginia 2 FOR JUST ONE COPPER CENT B.Max Mehl, Pres. Numismatic Co. sy hanks for your hod tee SnbSSSTS ray teae ‘copper i for old *TOUAN D MARTON Vigtata, Post ourself! It pays! I paid t. Manning, N New York, a "500 forasinglesilver dollar. Mrs. G. F. Adams $740 for si someoldcoins.W.F.Wilharm, Pa. $13,500 for his rare coins. In the last 20 years T have paid hun- dredsofothers handsome premiums. All Kinds of Old Coins, Medals, Bills and Stamps WANTED! $1.00 to $1,000 paid for certain old cents, nickels, dimes, quarters, etc, Right now Lwill pay $50.00 for 1913 Liberty Head nickels (not Buffalo), $100 for 1894 dimes, “'S" mint. $3.06 10 arrows, $10. for 1866 quarte: Up to $2 paths } 0 motto. $200, each for 1834 and 1885 Silver Tr: Dollars, 10 cents each for 1912" s Mint Nickels, etc, There are literally thousands of old coinsandbillsthat want atonce and for which I will pay bi pre- miums. Manyof these coins are now passing from hand to han culation. Today or tomorrow a valu- able coin may come into your por session. Watch yeur change. Know what to look for. My Large Illustrated Coin y Folder Will Amaze You Send 4cents. Lwillsend at once my highly illustrated and_ interesting Coin Folder. WRITE TODAY for this eye-opening, valuable wealth of information onthe profits that have been made from old money. No obligation on your part. You Aave ne thing ta lsseevertthing t0 gain. COUPON NOW Numismatic Company of Texas, Dept. 273, Fort Worth, Texas. Ilustrated Coin Folder comicbooks.com