Judge — February 27, 1926 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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Our Garter (pat Makes Trousers Hang Straight Not a “Fe No Me Free Bookist—Piain Beaten Envelope THE ARTER Dept. 22 NEW LONDON, NEW HAMP: “POPULAR RADIO is without question the best radio magazine” You will understand when you see it how very interesting and valuable it is to every owner of a radio receiving set and to every one considering the building or the purchase of a set JUDGE FOR YOURSELF They'll Die Off To the Editors of Suva: My dear Sirs: I sometimes wonder when I see editorials [il yours: UDGE Ganuary 2), re Probibition, whether you are aware it forms a part of the Constituiion of the United States? And therefore should be obeyed and respected like y of the other parts of that great document. jose who are flouting the law and those who think it so d— smart to carry hip flasks, and drink the rotten stu they get these days will be killed off by it sooner or later and they will be small loss. ‘The next generation will be more careful. There is not one-tenth part of the liquor con- sumed now as there was before Prohibition went into effect. Perhaps you do not remember the men on streets selling “Take me home to when I am full” tags and the conductors who went through the cars looking at tags and putting men off at the right corners. Or saloons on all four corners of a great many streets! As to the censor- ship part of your 1926 picture, a friend of mine recently home from Paris says New York could give that city points from the shows he has seen since his return! Then for “bigotry.” Well, read Don Seitz’s article in the Outlook’ and the Forum of June last, and see what they say on that point and on Americanizing of the pro this and that. a her belonged to a cavalry troop called the “Black Guard,” and be helped suppress the Astor Place and Draft riots, caused by good Amer- icans forsooth!—in 1862. Yours truly, William H, Mersereau Oakwood Heights, S. 1, N. Y. January 7, 1926. Bigger and Better Lord’s Dayism My dear W. M. H.: Your editorial, “Lock- smiths,” in the issue of January 23 is so well done that I hesitate to say more than “Good stuf—keep it up.” Slace we are going to let the Lord's Day Alliance have full swing, why not aid them a bit? If it wicked to do business on Sunday, it must also be against the wishes of the Lord’s Day Alliance to work. Let us, therefore, assist. them, and forbid the following to work on Sunday: the police: men, who protect us; the firemen, who protect our property; doctors and nurses, ‘trainmen and conductors, telegraph and telephone operators (it being equally sinful to either telephone or work in an exchange). Forbid, also, the people who heat our homes, the men who run the powerhouses and give us light, the men who turn on the city At night, the'men who deliver our Sunday morning milk. We bad best forbid the world to turn on its axis for the day, as that is work for whatever power moves it. Let's continue this, and apply it to every phase of our existence, and we will soon have the world in a hopeless muddle which the Lord's Dayers can enjoy to the fullest. One thing puzzles me, though. Ought the benighted L. D. A.’s to eat on Sunday, for is work required in the preparation of food? 1 t for judging fi for them would p sort! Yours for more common sense and less Lord's Day P.C.B, »bably be m, thmore College, rthmore, Pa. ry 25, 1926. Only Licked in “Wop” Cities Jvpue: In regard to your “Strike Three,” Judge onthe Bench, = You mentioned the Klan being licked in three or four “wop” cities, but read of some of the other Cities that did elect Klan mayors and office holders. ‘As to the Klan being dead, take a hint and read the “Fellowship Forum,” the 100 per cent, Atneri- can, paper, not afraid of telling the truth about Catholie’s ditty work. Truth will expose and come to light. ‘ " _N.D. Bazter P.S.: As for your magazine, it's demoralizing not funny. Canaseraga, ¢ January 25, 1926, TAwtess sAwHoese CARRYING (TS LUNCH, ON THE WAY TO THE CARPENTER’S CONVENTION (7 i TiRED Tire RETIRING After A Tiresome DAY ARM OF THE Seevice aie y METERS RADIO NUT HEASURING “THE WAVE LENGTH OF A FLAG. ph isnt) on Manna Fou AN" Beowe FAMILY OF HarD BOILED EGGS ON “HEIR WAY To A PICNIC, a. Tw CATS — PUSSYCAT HUNTING For ITs Meow. {= AM _DYINK, EGYP, DYINK ee ~.° CRIPRED COLORADO CLARO WITH A BROKEN BACK DYING FRIENDLESS AND ALONE DRESSED ONLY IN AN OLD SUMATRA WeAPPER. JNJ GOSH, ALL FisHHooxs! comicbooks.com