Judge — February 27, 1926 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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money? Take Pate’s Practical For- gettery Potion and you'll forget to forget. Have you ever thought it was a work di and gotten up early on Sunday? To late for Pate! Read What Millions Think of Pate’s Phantasmagoric Forget Philter Miss M. T. Mynee, of Brain Fever Lane, Thoughtless, Tenn., writes: “My daughter was dieing of | abroken heart. She could not forget her lover. She took a quarter of a spoonful of Pate’s Marvelous Anti- Mnemonic Drink and forgot immedi- ately. Please omit flowers. Dayton paper please copy.” Simple cure for remembering to match ribbon, write that letter to your mother-in-law, pay your in- surance and a thousand and one other little annoying memories, such as what actually became of Sally. Every busy man should keep a bottle of Pate’s on his desk. By keeping Pate on the desk you will sleep and forget to go home. Forget to clip the coupon below and we'll forget to send you a bottle of Pate’s absolutely expensive. For- get to try it. If you forget to like it money will not be forgotten. Do it now or you may remember. ‘There's plenty of time to lose. We forget | how much. This is the great oppor- tunity of your life. Forget it! Carroll Carroll soe The Diary of a Dub A strange man named » came in to-day and he was a pleasant fellow so I sold him a gallon of wine as a favor. Tuesday—Joe was in again and wanted some booze for a sick friend, so I Jet him have a quart for $3. Wednesday—Joe thinks I'm a great guy. I showed him my still and he said it was the best he'd ever seen. Thursday—Joe brought in a friend who certainly cussed out prohibition. I sold him a gallon for $10. He's a funny guy. He made a mark on the $10 because, he said, it’s a hobby | of his to see if the same money ever gets back to him. Friday —Joe was in to-day and said he was going to buy his last quart. So just for a joke he brought in three fellows dressed like policemen. Of | course I enjoyed the joke, especially when they each bought a quart. Saturday—Well, my p was raided to. and I am making this entry in . It’s funny how they ever got on to me. Sometimes I can't help wondering if may! wasn’t. an undercover prohi agent. Chet Johnson —————————— rw ernuwine ASPIRIN SAY “BAYER ASPIRIN” and INSIST! Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for Headache Neuralgia Colds Lumbago Pain Toothache Neuritis Rheumatism Accept only ‘‘Bayer” package which contains proven directions. Handy “Bayer” boxes of 12 tablets Also bottles ‘of 24 and 100—Druggists. Aspirin is the trade mark of Baycr Manufacture of Monoaceticacidester of Salicylicacid OPENING NEXT WEEK! |\1_?*° JUDGE ©27 West 43d Street, New York, N. Y £vz I want JupcE for myself. [| have checked below the offer | accept. | Herewith is $1.00 (check, cash, stamps, money- order) for 10 weeks of JUDGE. Herewith is $2.00 (check, ash, money-order) for 21 weeks of JUDGE Herewith find $5.00 OF (check, cash, money-or- der) for one year’s sub- J U D G E } scription to JUDGE. WITH AN ALL STAR CAST comicbooks.com