Judge — February 27, 1926 — page 25: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

One would hardly suppose I’ve not seen enough of you. That I want more, Lord knows, One would hardly suppose. With this modern expos Ure of kneecaps above view, One would hardly suppose I’ve not seen enough of you. —Columbia Jester tae . Teacher—Johnny, what does six and four equal? Johnny (after some thought)— Eleven. “No, guess again.” “Twelve.” “No. Why don’t you try ten?” “Aw, that ain't right. Five five is ten.” —Mass. Tech. Voo Doo and Canad Jesse—Hear about Elly’s father striking it suddenly rich? Jessica—Yes, but how did he manage it? “Got a first mortgage on a flower pot in Palm Beach.” —Penn Punch Bowl sae She—Why aren’t you having as many breach of promise suits as you used to? He—I had “For Display Purposes Only” engraved on my frat pin. —N. Carolina Buccaneer sae Prof—Now as you all know the law of gravitation explains why we stay on earth. Stude—But how did people stay before the law was passed? —Rutgers Chanticleer Sar Pi—Jack has asked me to the hop. Phi—Well, I'd say it was an oppor- tunity to be embraced. —Middlebury Blue Baboon sae As Queen Elizabeth might have said to Sir Walter Raleigh: “Keep your shirt on.” —Allegheny Alligator tas “An ‘aye’ for an I,” muttered the candidate as he voted for himself. —Yale Record “Something better” “LET ME SEE something better,” says the customer—very frequently indeed. That something better in an automobile may cost several hundred or perhaps even several thousand dollars more; but in a cigarette it costs just three cents more FA M A ‘What a whale of a difference just a few cents make’? Liccrrt 4 Myers Tonacco Co. PassENGER—Do you stop at the Schenley Apartments? Motorman—No, I can’t afford to. —CarnecieE Puppet 23 comicbooks.com