Judge — February 27, 1926 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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I HOPE it won't grieve you Too much when I leave you Who once held the key to my heart, Though I surely did love you And think kindly of you We really and truly must part. For I'm going to forget the Old girls, as I’ve met the Most beautiful lady in town; And, I'll tell you, she’s some one Who is not such a dumb one As you—who last night threw me down. Phil Rosa Including Her Salary A kindergarten teacher has to know how to make the little things count. What care I if I miss my Swiss, Albeit cheese or watch; What angers me, by gimminee, Is when I miss my Scoteh! Model stores of the future, if holdup men keep raiding them. Literary Levels Yes, young authors are generally found in attics; in the beginning very few can live on the first fev: stories. soe “They kept a good watch out for me,” chuckled the burglar as he lifted the jeweled timepiece from the bureau. woe Prof—What happened to your flight of oratory? Stude—Ran out of gas. Showing the number of curtains the average housewife would have on each window if she had her way! a eee ene a eee | comicbooks.com