Judge — February 13, 1926 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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A Mighty Wicked Waste (Continued from page 14) * twist off the telephone wires, so I don’t know whether this idea is 100 per cent. practical or not. If four people happened to get busy lines in the same door at the same time, it might make necessary the for- mation of a line of four or five thou- sand people desiring to enter the given building, and this might in- volve the employment of more police, so I don’t know just how the thing would work out economically. I wish I had the courage of my reformation theories like some people I know. If some folks had _ this idea, they would have it univer- sally established in a fortnight (the English term for three weeks.) Another economic reform I would like to suggest is that the space above the two stone lions in front Som ie, ASPirin SAY “‘BAYER ASPIRIN” and INSIST! Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for of the New York Public Library ; te i Headache Colds might be utilized for offices some- how or other. Above each lion there Pain Neuritis is room for an office approximately Toothache fifteen by twenty feet. Counting Accept only ‘‘Bayer” package this up thirty stories and counting which contains proven directions. the rent at $100 a month per office, Handy “Bayer” boxes of 12 tablets Lumbago Rheumatism Neuralgia we have here a waste of offices or $6,000 a month or 000 a year minus heat and janitor service. Although the lions are not very good, they could be left right where they are, and the offices need not start until the second story. Or if it would simplify matters, no- body would kick much if the lions were put upside down in the base- ment of the library and the two office towers ted right on the pavement. This would enable us to put revolving doors right in off of Fifth avenue. Still this would simply aggravate the revolving door situation, which is already annoying | enough, so perhaps I had better withdraw the suggestion and let the lions alone (although I hate their skins). ery New silk stockings are so thin that it is possible to read the new- papers through them. Most men, however, are content to glance at a few lines. —London Opinion tas Doctor (to Atchison Dinge)—What did your father die of? Dinge—Ah don’t know, boss, but it wasn’t nothin’ serious. —Ayer's Almanac Rad At a baby show in Scotland the prizes were not awarded until a week later. The idea, of course, was to give the judges a chance to get out of the country. © —Humorist Also bottles of 24 and 100—Druggists. Aspirin 1s the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoaceticacidester of Salicylicacid SANV.LSSM4AN TIV LY Gee MaIM LXIN Bee a0qnr do aagwnn NMOG Aqdisdn ay} aas },uop nod 7 | yasd—) 4]q}449} 29 1,20 X TRAVEL COMFORT The nausea of Sea, Train and Car Sickness promptly relieved. Experienced travelers all testify to its positive action. 25 years in USE. 55. & $1.50 ar Drug Stores or direct on receipt of Price The Mothersii Remedy Co,. N. Y. City JTCHING RASHES - quickly relieved and often cleared away by a few applications of Resinol For busy men and women—Abbott's Bitters, a delightful tonic and invigor- ator—sample by mail 25 ets. W. Abbott & Co., Baltimore, Md | KEMP’S BALSA | FOR THAT COUGH! comicbooks.com