Judge — February 13, 1926 — page 13: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“My good man, kindty lean against something else to shiver—we’re trying to read.” Variations In Time Wires it’s daytime in America, it’s nighttime in China. When folks are waking up in cer- tain parts of the world, they’re falling asleep in Philadelphiz When the sun is shining in Pitts- burgh, it’s a holiday in Pennsylvani When it’s breakfasttime in the country, it’s suppertime at the night clubs. When it’ ter in Brooklyn, it’s earlier in Chicago. When it’s New Year's Day in Maine, it’s the Fourth of July in Florida. When it’s ten o'clock by the town clock, it’s a quarter past by ours. R. C. OB. tas More limousines seem attached to stars nowadays than wagons. eiarh Yage Westley McIver, a hot-headed youth, The safety first signs oft neglected But strangely enough at a crossing one day He was found to be cool—and col- lected. asa ovina bs ssa to pays for €0ch One print EAL, oll URthetwho1 KT — §% the girl that I a door, Ga@&é Olow INV CS] RY won't Cher N E more. JUDGE pays $5 for each one printed. Arey The “yokel” song. If you like a Yokeleli lady. “No! Don't rescue him. Himmel! I do tot hynini:your rosy cheeks, Or eyes like stars, so bright and steady; I do not hymn you, kid, because You have too many hims already. Prey The nice things about being a sur- geon, is that you can make short cuts to riches. He’s the golfer who bragged all summer about making a hole in one—now he's made another.” comicbooks.com