Judge — February 6, 1926 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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Chie made of published in the October 24, 1925, issue of Jonar of transparent bee mich ie entitled “The Dirty Foreigner” and “A Praye iazrber gasterial) which [I aaciaeiaoikl cold nasa excel vocal CIE ick and ree ‘The writer is one of the vast number of western- fnalkes it posible tome ee eee ete ta ener the rubber arti era, fale anti-saloon league propaganda to the tie, Papen ok itcove |! ccareane paose and ciakes It possiblato writels rousing an contrary notwithstanding, who anxiously awaits My TEE ite a | a eee ae rine ceftect lead receit, |] 2tystotexteme beauty he complete repeal or at least an honest modifi- ropper. not a nif filer : of that iniquitous measure, the Eighteenth Amendment. And it is only through such valiant 10901 jons, popular a are putting forth that this great work ‘ried to a successful termination. = y sincere congratulations and wishes for continued editorials along this line. Applause Card \ | Yours very truly, jonald E. Van Luven " aan Gin Beraantigy Cal. V desire, with 3 1d permission, to answer For the Funniest Contribution es Sess the letter of Mr. Edgar Blaine Longnecker. For the boobs until the end! 1 suppose, by of 1926 * this epigram, Mr. Longnecker puts himself in the see The Same to You! wry of ‘theses. Wel, every ody Koows Dene Toe ; : in th hat there is no fool like the fool who doesn’t know think the picture is Wu | To the Faitors of June: that he iva fool : mm he eeu Am enclosing your subscription card filled in But to get to the point, Mr, Longnecke Entitled j full. Just a word about your paper. It is the others of I ons who, LTS Lest little piece of humorous reading on the Ameri- the coi nts in society can newsstands to-day, A friend of mine not hypocrites. They make no distinction whatso- By Jong ago mentioned the fact that he looked forward £ ! yer: a prohibitionist is al each week to the coming magazine and I can say <a hypocrite. He is made so by the mere fact that he possesses the “And the Text in this that I fully agree with him. Your editorials are moral courage that they themselves lack. It . a real benefit to anyone who wishes to have a con- human nature, is it not, to revile our superiot Hatilled sass wanes sexevssevesis ise, pointed discussion on everyday problems, Undoubtedly, there are Prohibition 1 enjoy them very much due to the fact that as well as other kinds of hypocrites. By | they are broad-minded enough te se both sides of other hand, we have the thousand y : | a problem. iggy he igh Hak elie also. peop she apesied to bring Proh ition te Should be entered in the Contest ‘ou may publish this if you wish. I could wr country and who are now sweating to keep it here: c so ast Cc i 26, iore if | cared to take up your time but I'll write people who practice what they preach for the Funniest Contribution of 1926. again. Don't forget to renew my subscription to If Prohibition succeeds, to, them’ alone will . | the same address. a belong the glory; if Prohibition fails, to. them (Name) |. Thanking you in advance and, wishing you a alone will belong the satisfaction of wat Merry Christmas and a Happy Prosperous New least tried to improve the condition of their fellow Address) Year. Tremain, man. Very truly yours, (Address) eae geese eee eee eens Allan Cline John T. Alen (Week of February 6) At the end contribution re le year. the artist and the writer whove ves the largest number of votes, will each receive a $500 Prize. VOTE YOUR FAVORITE! 4 pao att New Brighton, Pa, Cambridge, Ma he 15, 1925, October 28, 1925. comicbooks.com