Judge — January 30, 1926 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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sue a miserable postoffice clerk—and with the courts and their decisions heavily against him. His remedy, once he has paid his lawyer simply to laugh, For th variably far ent ca 5 Rep ith smutty mage ation, H. L. M. Speaks Up ane ove that was barred fuse Dear Mr. Axtioxy: f at of ordinary et 10-Inch Here's, Bon, Ballimbrenns :teel about ‘uhirkat thar own. Ome ut ther | Double-Faced FOR your periodical and one the city’s inciples, I believe, may be disentangled from the foremost citizens expresses our senti- Junae case; they are against. humor—save, of Records ALL ments. course, it is made by the collision of ‘the hs, oe : . ceil th their own docuse: JupGe presumed This clipping, which you = pro! ably Raed ve at the French comic sheets which have seen by this time, is from the Greulate'so widely: among us. the teat of the New Improved, Baltimore Evening Sun for this evening. sheets is unintelligible to the Ameri : he ca Recordings 7 e e e grasp only the cency of their pictures. The people of the metropolis of the Te "hus (to him) serious. works of pornogeaph Maryland Free State sympathize with — Ergo, they go through the mails, But Juvcr you and your staff. t them-—and at their readers, Ergo, it was May you. be rewarded somewhere and ‘The thing sounds absurd, but if you will turn to sometime—soon. ama you will quickly find that its roots are Sincerely, in the facts. Every Broadway manager knows Stanley L. Cohn (Og ita make it indignant, “The eomstorks Baltimore, Md. will never bother him; nay, most of their clerical Saturday, December 19, 1925. allies will praise him. ‘But the moment he ventures, int socosity, b on dangero sround, and if . st his jocosity has genuine humor in it he Here is the Clipping Has anyone cver heard of a raid on a Biblical play! The comstocks, whatever. their defects other Certainly. not. has any wise, at least show great gifts as, clowns Biblical play an never get into motion without making th coochie in it, and a sce selves. T point to the recent on tempted by the premiere ; ross a sed lasciviousn every time harmless bedroo arm at certain harmles hat it ventured along, and audiences begin to rod print, barred it fro nd on that is renewed talk of setting up a ce y day and date, statutory ‘The proprietors of the smutty maguzines y rolleagues well aware of this. comstockian principl elle cra thou worst of such, magazines are vole tons of magazines gi t to frank a tone. 'y describe the seduction of poor work- unmitigated th “magucines 0 uh ina ils Ingerinaly and in detail, only to denounce FREE! Charleston so widely known to be foul, that if any one of them — it fu hey discuss al jushful n printed a clean number there would be riots teries in terms of indignation, . Thus they are fr Dance Instructions Christian community in America, of the mails, and every high school boy and giel in name of the Dogberry who fell upon Jvocr the land has access to them. But if one of them __ Here are the very latest Broadway Hits—includ- ‘know: if I knew it, I'd embalm it in this loosed a cackle, the comstocks would be down ing the newest Charlestons, Fox Songs ent stream of literary amber. Whoever he upon it at once. New Improv prdings. SINT selections he was obviously both a comstock and a Comstockery, indeed, is nothing but imbecilit —8 Double Face full size 10-INCH records—all for , & snouter and a jobholder—in brief, It never works, and no wonder, for the fana only $2.98. BRAND NEW records—not damaged! ‘through life a double burden of cerebral behind it are unanimously fools. Its ostensib alue.” With each set we will include complete bilge. No doubt he had complaints to support objects are never attained; its actual achie' 5 ted Charleston Dance Instruction prepared hi at all events, a complaint. 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