Judge — January 16, 1926 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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The Realtor’s Bride (A ballad of uplift, in which the scorn of a maid conveys to a realtor the necessity of turning over a new lease.) Sue worked in a realtor’s office (Where most of the fortunes begin) She always was neat, and her voice Was so sweel As she called divers mortgages in. Spring came to the realtor’s office, Came violets, too, in a bunch: For the realtor there saw his steno was fair And brought up the subject of | lunch. Indignant, she looked up and at him, Her eyes were aflash, that they ied, “Though I work as a realtor’s clerk Do you think I would go with you, sir! “My parents think I’m still boot- legging, T dare not to tell them the truth That I've fallen so low,” "Twas a grim, telling blow, And his head hung forlornly, for- sooth. And his tears pattered down on her blotter As she rose, but he thickly cried, I'd quit it to-day if you'd show me | the way And would help me once more to go straight.” And her heart went quite out to the realtor, So broken, so saline, so sad; And she thought that she should help | him all that she could— He couldn't be thoroughly bad. And she did, and they struggled to- gether— It wasn’t so eas For to start out ar to do, Yes, his row was a tough one to hoe. vou know, isa tough thing But he swore he would stick till he won her, And dozens of jobs he essayed With no thought of quitting—tried out counterfeiting And made good, and married the maid. — George A. Pararicini When Sheik: meets Chic, then comes the dawn in Hollycood! Uudge pays $5 for each one printed “A cuk above the ordinary” IF, LIKE (MOST MEN, your taste runs to } . Turkish Blend cigarettes and you are secking ofte a cut above the ordinary | because of the finer grades of tobacco it containg, then learn from Fatima what a whale of\a difference just a few cents make ‘WHAT A WHALE OF A DIFFERENCE JUST A FEW CENTS MAKE Liocetr & Myers Tosacco Co This Is Old Stuff! It is very rare indeed to find the World's Wittiest and Most Modern Weekly go- ing in for anything not strictly up to date; but just for a change THE ANTIQUE NUMBER OF JUDGE will be procurable next week AT ALL NEWSSTANDS