Judge, 1925-12-12 · page 4 of 37
Judge — December 12, 1925 — page 4: what you’re looking at
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# Analysis of Judge Page (Page 2) This page contains primarily **light humor and advertisements** rather than political satire. The content includes: **"Composite Girl"** — A playful list attributing female beauty features to various named women (Hazel, Rose, Ruby, etc.), followed by "Make up some more yourself" by R.C. O'Brien. This reflects early 20th-century magazine humor about idealized femininity. **"Funny Bones"** and **"Lizzie Labels"** — Joke sections offering small payments to readers for contributions. **"Lines Written on a Restaurant Menu Card"** and **"Very Likely"** — Humorous verse about dining and romantic attraction. The bottom illustration, **"1926 Version: The Deserted Village,"** appears to be a nostalgic or satirical commentary on rural American decline, though context is unclear. Overall, this page emphasizes **entertainment and reader participation** over political commentary.
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Very Likely I LIKE your lips so sweet, so red, I like your nose, your eyes of blue, I like your teeth so pearly white, I like your hair of golden hue. And since last night, after the show, Before I'd had a chance to speak, You took me for my whole week's y— pay I must admit I like your cheek. Phil Rosa men, lend me your gears. ‘TUDGE wil poy $5 for each one prited Composite Girl yes of Hazel. Cheeks like Rose’s. Lips of Ruby. Teeth of Pearl, Form of Venus. Walk of Grace. Drawl of Georgia. Skin of Olive. Scent of Blossom. Dress of Georgette. Look of Hope upon her face. Sunshine of Virginia in her smile Make up some more yourself. bg R.C. O'Brien A rolling-stone goes from pawn- shop to pawnshop, Lines Written on a Restaurant Menu Card ne thinner the mixture, the flatter | the pancake. | The slower the waitress, the cooler the coffee. The closer the window, the more liberal the succotash. | The fewer the tables, the quicker the lunch, The more loaded the tray, the louder the crash. The better the sight, the safer the overcoat. The smaller the tip, the faster the getaway from the table. The busier the cashier, the smaller the exit. 1926 VERSION ; “The Deserted Village!” : j comicbooks.com