Judge — December 12, 1925 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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each other. were he didn’t want to steal her from her hus- It’s Sometimes Fun to Kiss and Run! “7-H, JERRY,” Vania sighed, softly, O distractingly. “J may never be serious again Mr you, te hepemiber well what I say to-night. e everything you can get, or you will be sony, sorry, all your life for the things you co id have had and did not take.” Now, even to Jerry that could mean only one thing. “You and I,” Vania was say- i “eould be so happy together, loving But you won’t .. and some day ydu will be sorry.” Jerry took a si thought, slowly, that she was pretty near ight. To-morrow you anight be dead. tt did it matter if the things you did i all silly rules? id anyway band, or anything like that. He just wanted to kiss a very pretty woman, who wanted him to kiss her. He bent closer, closer to that glowing face, and kissed her thrillingly, lingeringly. And he knew that having ed a woman as he had just kissed Vania, the only thing a, gentleman can do is to kiss her again, as she was waiting to be kissed. Can a gay young man who takes his q fun where he finds it ever stop at one drink—or one kiss—if the first is good and more are to be had? See the current issue of SNAPPY STORIES— the magazine of the new generation. YOU MAY WIN A BIG CASH PRIZE! AND YOU MAY NOT! oo ANYWAY GET THE BIG PRIZE NUMBER JUDGE eee OUT NEXT WEEK of his chartreuse, and’ Judging the Shows (Continued from page 16) am the last fellow in the world to object to talky plays if the talk is even moderately interesting; I’d ex- change all the chariot races, saw- mill scenes and moonlight duels since 1880 a.D. for a single good epigram; but when the gabble is simple gabble, as it is for the most part in Barry’s exhibit, there is nothing left for me to do but to sit down and compose a roast in the present manner. The truth about the young M. Barry is that he selected a theme that was "way beyond his dramatic talents. His effort at metaphysical drama is hence disastrous. Laurette Taylor is the star of the occasion. She gives what is generally a very fair performance of a tedious réle, but what is certainly not a performance that justifies the excessive dose of goose grease with which the local critical professors have anointed her. I T= always charming Irene Bor- doni is appearing this season in a piece adapted from the French by the Grand Rapids Sacha Guitry, the Mons. Avery Hopwood. It is called “Naughty Cinderella” and, like the several thousand similar pieces that have preceded it, it centers for the major part upon the device of making the audience momentarily expect some very hot stuff and then, just as it is well worked up, yelling April fool. But just as the audience is about to get sore, the fair Bordoni steps to the footlights and makes it forget its disappointment with a saucy song or two—and thus the life of the man in the box office is saved nightly. In addition to singing a number of ditties very fetchingly, La Bordoni changes her frocks so often that the management is compelled to have seven Swedish masseurs constantly in attendance upon her in her dress- ing-room to keep her from developing Charley-horse from hook-and-eye strain. But, in addition to supply- ing her merely with three million dollars’ worth of costumes, her management will one of these days gratify us all by supplying her, to boot, with a ‘play worthy of her talents. “Naughty Cinderella” is surely not that play. IIS A prominent United States salva- tionist says that we English don’t smile so much as they do in America. But then, we can’t afford to have our teeth stopped with gold. —Eve 20, cet ae Bla ee THE 71CUCKoo |} ISLA NOS Gene BRokeN HEARTED, DISILLUSIONED CORN FITTER DROWNING ITs SELF IN A LAKE OF MaPLe. SyRuP DRINKING A BOTTLE OF | BANANA OIL, WHILE “TYING (ITSELF IN A Knot. xh. ‘on DARS No Mo! “GK: ion es fo" Po" —OUUNCLE NED. He memnaliat WORN OUT UNION SUIT WITH ONLY ONE LEG HOBBLING “To THE Rac: AG. MOTHE2 MEGAPHONE CALLING HER CHILDREN HOME “tO SUPPER, ame — INFURIATED INFERNAL MACHINE WIT A STiCK.OF DYNAMITE + TED TH ITS “TAIL PURSUING= A BOLSHEVIK UP THE. RUSSIAN STEPPES, SSS AUREE omICULAR ORGANISMS. OBICULATING IN THE CIRCUMAMBIENT ETHER . NOTE THE HEM: DEMI~ SEM(-QuavEeR OF “THE KIN ESTHESIA - OR WHAT HAVE You wu?” LS Maceagont wit, MALNUTRITION. comicbooks.com