Judge — December 12, 1925 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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In the white-tiled barber shop of Miami’s most exclusive hotel lolled Tobias Tubb. The swarthiest of Sicilian bootblacks toiled conscien- tiously over the Tubb shoes. Two blonde, professionally impersonal icurists, tended the Tubb cuticle. A cataract of fragrant tonics was being poured on the Tubb pate by the “boss” barber. Tobias com- placently surveyed himself in the mirror. He gazed approvingly at the personal services’ being ren- dered, disapprovingly at two “Little Eva” flower pots near the cash regis- ter, and then with scarcely a flutter, looked straight into the reflection of Henry Flubb entering the shop. “Tobias!” roared Flubb, flourish- ing his cane, “henceforth we part!” Tobias grinned. “Speaking of parts, Mr. Flubb,” he answered, very calmly, “my hair’s getting a little thin around the temples and I’m going to part it. Do you think my type looks well with parted hair?” Henry Flubb raged. “This is no time for flippancy! You've trim- med me and the company good and proper. You’ve—” “Yes, I’ve been trimmed myself,” yawned Tobias, glancing languidly at his polished finger nails. “A very good barber here, Mr. Flubb. He knows how to trim hair. I recom- mend him. You could use a little snipping around the ears yourself. Always try to make a good impres- sion, you know.” “Enough!” shrieked Henry Flubb. “Young man, you have brought dis- grace on the premier flower pot com- pany of the world. My ancestors are uneasy in their graves. People will point me out on the street as the man who didn’t give American flowers a square deal. I’lI—I’ll have (Continued on page 28) Who’s Who? BIG, FOX- TROT Want Bi, DANZIG SAY “‘BAYER ASPIRIN” and INSIST! Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for Headache Neuralgia Colds Lumbago Pain Toothache Neuritis Rheumatism Accept only ‘Bayer’ package . which contains proven directions. Handy “Bayer” boxes of 12 tablets Also bottles of 24 and 100—Druggists. Aspirin 1s the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoaceticacidester of Salicylicacid JUDGE JUNIOR'S APPLAUSE CARD Check what you think and mail this coupon to Station WJZ, 33 West 42nd Street, New York City I heard Judge Jr., the other night and | think he was— The Cat’s Meow. Just Wonderful Amusing No End. A Flat Tire. Rotten.. Pretty Fair... over the mountain or into the valley below a myriad of fas- cinating scenes unfold to your view—if you are able to enjoy them. The sway of the train means train sickness—(nausea) to many. Mothersill’s stops Train, Car and Sea Sickness at once, giving perfect comfort on your trip. ee The Mothersill! Remedy Co, N. Y. Clty comicbooks.com