Judge — December 5, 1925 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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“Aro, he's office § nutf” Banking for Baby Wie are you doing for your children? And for your children’s children? And for their children after them? Every provident parent ought to plan ahead to send at least one great- grandchild to college and law school or both. Now myself and the wife have hit upon a scheme, unique but inexpensive, to college-educate our first great-grandchild, who—~accord- ing to the terms of our bequest—is to be christened Beowulf. The plan is this: We shall buy a slot machine and hang it onto the Times Square Build. | ing at Forty-second street and Broad- way. The machine will have four compartments, marked Wintergreen, Peppermint, Chocolate and Chiclet. There will never be anything in these compartments. On an average, twenty People a day should invest in our machine. All shall lose. No one will investi- gate. At two o'clock every Monday morning I shall send the wife out with a large sack to gather in the coppers. Every week there ought to be 140 of these; every month this pile should amount to $5.60; every year to about $70; 100x 70 should be $7,000; and this at 4 per cent. interest compounded quarterly and computed rapidly, should figure up to $15,383.12 by the end of 100 years! But, by the end of a century, that is what a good college education ought to cost; by this time also our great-grandchild Beowulf (to be dis- inherited, in case otherwise named) should be ready to go in for such a gaudy schooling. Send your. great-grandchild to college as we are sending ours! Invest in tha First National Prank, the slot machine without a come-back! Make great-grandchildren grateful! Bring in @ million, and bring on a millen- nium! C. B. Egan The Slow Lover “My. Polson, I have courted your daughter for over six years.” “Well, what do you want, Mr. Jenks?” “To marry her, of course.” ‘Tm glad of that. I thought you were going to ask me for a pension.” —Hoppy Mag | | | | 10 DAYS FREE TRIAL - MONEY BACK IF NOT SATISFIED A VALUE NEVER BEFORE EQUALED “* NEW INMOGRAPH $4.00 The Perfect Writing Instrument Tho tes with ink free and 4 pencil without a blur. Thi stead oe ee Or Erle nee eae ones blend pone without » sales, ae SSP epee eee No foustail pen on the parka — crea those which sell for $7, $8 and $9—are mad tex material, for none better exists an at tks mich ouead of skilled mechanics make these bea! ; are wo that rece the toe ee regal iciaeitaane will all purchase one with you your money. MAKES 3 OR 4 CARBON COPIES wit ORIGINAL IN INK Anyone can write with your Inkograph, | No style of writing of pressure can bend, spread, injure or distort I fe 14K gold potat Patent Automatic 14Kt. Solid Gold Feed— clean . No,complicated mechanism to Year's at Instrument of, Refinement of the best hard rubber and finished Precion’ oo C6 plegeure to carry No. 20MA~-The Mottled Big ig et roads of black and red b produces ap Tefsement Has reme aad a okaeidag oe ‘and gold clip. STYLE No, 6A—The X Ray inkograph. Barrel tsdo tt coat $4 for those who do & great Seal ot writing because tt Sas ‘SEND NO MONEY led BL rig ad mah hh Rach Inkosrenh peeled In an attractive Holly Box. ee ee me ee ee ee 7 INKOGRAPH CO., Inc. 175-83 Centre St., New York, N.Y. Use ded msy send peer ner ere comicbooks.com