Judge — December 5, 1925 — page 20: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“ag Mercenaria Beauty spots upon the cheek, Or even on the knee, Are not the kind of beauty spots Which have appeal for me. I like to have my beauty spots Down in my silken hose— The five spots and the ten spots To buy powder for my nose! —4M. I. T. Voo Doo And Then the Fireworks Lady Macbeth—All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. Voice from Peanut Gallery—Why don’t you try Ivory soap, lady? —Alabama Rammer Jammer PIP Professor—I am going to speak on liars to-day. How many of you have read the twenty-fifth chapter of the text? Nearly every student raised his hand —Onto State Sux Dia Professor—Good! You are the Local very group to whom I wish to speak. “What's the’ difference between a There is no twenty-fifth chapter. girl and a traffic cop?” —Iowa Frivol “All right, guess.” “When the cop says, ‘Stop’ he Ih means it.” —Bowdoin Bear Skin Stag—Huh! I'ma stag, but I can “ee dance with any girl here I please. “Do you want a hunting license?” Ger—Well, it’s too bad, y’ don’t “No, I'm through hunting. I seem to please any of ‘em. want a marriage license.” —Penn State Froth —Pitt Panther * nea = —Yate Recorp comicbooks.com