Judge — November 28, 1925 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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1895 Will you be mine? Oh! I’m awfully sorry! May I call some- time? Shall we start now? May I please? May I have the pleasure? Will you join me? pass, The Evolution of Etiquette 1905 1915 Let’s get mar- Well, we might ried. as well get married. Excuse me. Sorry. Can I come up How’boutadate, to-night? kiddo? Le’s get a move Ready? on. Lemme by. Gangway! Let’s dance. Wanta step this? Wanta drink? Let's hoist one. 1925 All right! right! marry you! Look where you're goin’? All I'll “Gotta quart; be right up. Say! We ain’t got all night! Get t'hell outa the way. Hey, you! C’mere! P-s-s-s-t! Chet Joknson ETIQUETTE AND THE SIAMESE TWIN PROBLEM Should he invite her sister too? u A popular game this season—it's called “First Night” or “Most Any Night.” Any number can play— the more the merrier. The game is quite similar to “I Spy!" only dif- ferent. In “I Spy” the players hide! The object of the game is to be as rude as possible. “Louder and funnier” is the slogan. The player who can jump up and down the most during a performance wins. Each jump counts a point, waving to an acquaintance, two points and talking across rows, five points for each row. Leaving dur- ing the last act ten points. Leaving a seat, or going to one, counts a point for each person crawled over. Being recognized in the lobby counts fifty points. Being seen talking toa celebrity counts 100 points. It's a great game; in fact it’s the old army game! pf Speaking of night clubs, the Mira- dor is again “first money” with Ciro’s running a close second. —p>— The Six Best “Steppers”: “A Cup of Coffee’—(Charlot'’s Revue). “Gigolette”—(Charlot’s Revue). “I Wonder Where My Baby is To-night”—(No show). “D'ye Love Me?”—(Sunny). “Sugar Plum”—(Gay Paree). “Walking Home with Josie’— (City Chap). Gry Se comicbooks.com