Judge — November 21, 1925 — page 22: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

First—Look at the tricycle. Seconp—’Sh not a tricycle. ’Sa “Gwan, it’s got four wheels, ain't ur” —Cauirornia Petican PAH Beloved Child—Papa, did people go swimming a lot in Bible times? Fond Parent—How in the Sam Hill should I know, Oswald? “It says here that the people died of divers diseases.” —Denison Flamingo aad “Mamma, when we were in the city papa took me to a show with ladies dressed in stockings clear up to their necks,” —Wisconsin Octopus Rad Editor—Are all the jokes original? Aspirant—No. I made them up myself, —Notre Dame Juggler Dalal My room8 sad to rel8 Came 2 in a terrible st8. Though he’d had 2 glasses Of whisky str8 He st6 2 the story— ’Twas something he 8. —Cornell Widow PIAS “Even angels swear.” “How do you know?” “Well, what does St. Peter say to folks who come there by mistake?” —Washington Dirge Why Is It? That a woman will wear a ball gown when she doesn’t care to dance, a riding habit when she wouldn’t even think of getting on a horse, a golf outfit when she doesn’t know how to play and wouldn’t if she did, a swimming suit when the very sight of water makes her seasick, but when she gets a wedding dress she means business? —Washington Dirge rd She—Well, if I give you just one kiss will you promise never to ask for another? He—You should know more about your kisses than I do! —Boston Beanpot No Fairy Tale “Will you marry me?” he asked. “No,” she replied. And they lived happily ever after- ward, —Pitt Panther Fae Won—What were you doing in that accident down the road? Too—Oh! Just scraping up an acquaintance. —Denison Flamingo “Getting up stares” (EE ee —Penn State Frora comicbooks.com