Judge — November 14, 1925 — page 13: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

— == =| = — = — = —| = Vit a About the Game” I" was the first big game day of the football season. We were anx- ious to hear the result of the Pen- more-Willton game. As it could not have finished more than five minutes ago we were surprised and delighted to see a paper with large headlines asserting: “Full story of Penmore - Willton game.” We bought it. This is what we read: “Score at end of first period: Penmore—0. Willton—0. The stands were full fifteen minutes before game time; so were quite a few of the spectators. It was a beautiful day, ard the stands teemed with pretty girls. The russet of Penmore combined with the brilliant black of Willton to make it a picture never to be forgotten. “At two minutes of two the oppos- ing captains met in the middle of the field and tossed the coin. Captain Blink won the toss and chose to de- fend the West Side. After a lengthy conference with the president of the college, the coaches, and his mother, who was sitting on the sidelines, Captain Carp decided to defend the East Side. “Smith kicked off to Jinkins who ran the ball—(continued on page sixteen, column four).”” We turned to page sixteen, column four and read: “Had given the girl candy and then taken her to Hoboken. Spliv- ens, when questioned, refused to disclose the identity of the girl or the make of the candy. He is being held in $5,000 bail.” Wonderful thing this science, SEEING AMERICA WORST modern Parke Cummings. 10 U are now entering CAMBRIDGE, MASS. “Gee, this country is going to the dogs,” lamented the restatirant pro- prietor as the pedple passed his place and patronized the hot weiner man. PIS Mrs. Brown—Has learned to walk yet? Mrs. Smith—Heavens, no! Why, he’s just learning to drive the car. baby your Jupce Nominates for the Hall of Fame SHAKESPEARE ECAUSE he didn’t write Love Sonnets from the Portuguese; because he never ate at the Algon- quin or parodied the Jabber- wocky; because Gertrude Stein has never claimed descent from him; but most of all because his stuff has always been considered unsuitable for the movies. L_ Sy Where they used to play football Hectic days, these, Lads! What with gridiron contests, new shows opening every night, radio broad- casting (Adv.!), dances, dry raids and trying to earn a living, it’s a tough season! op Took in the opening of Charlot’s Revue the other night and the audience put on a great performance! —p— Speaking of shows, I’m in love again! And you won’t blame me if you go and see Phylis Cleveland in “The City Chap!” There’s a girl and I don’t mean perchance! —p— And I want to thank Mr. and Mrs. Audience for the nice applause cards they sent in for my radio program. I thank you, my father thanks you— on The Six Best “Steppers”: “Journey’s End” — (The City Chap). “Walking Home with Josie”’— (The City Chap). “Do You Love Me?”—(Sunny). “My Own” !—(Merry Merry). “Here in Your Arms’”—(Dearest Enemy). “Fond of You”—(Captain Jinks).