Judge — November 7, 1925 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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A Tasty Bit— Monpay—So this is Eden! Woke up this morning for the first time. Found myself flat on my back in a field of daisies and don’t know how I got here. Awful lonesome. Turspay—Something like me and different came down from sunning itself” in a tree, “H’lo,” said it, “I’m Adam. You've gotta have a name so I'll call you Eve. . Say, it’s near lunch time. What are you ‘doing yourself, hey? There’s a little place around the corner. Not gaudy, but substantial, what I mean.” We went. There were berries, dates and figs. There was a tree nearby with hand- some red fruits on it. “Them’s apples,” said Adam. they’re out. Off the menu.” “They look good.” “Ask the man who owns one,” chirped a voice from the tree. “One a day gives you that schoolgirl complexion. Also a skin you love to touch.” So we each had an apple and took a walk. . . . Things ain’t so bad. Tuurspay—We gotta move. “And See “An Appte a Day” in the current issue of SNAPPY SToRIEs, the magazine of the new generation. No Joke to be Bald Grow New Hair Quick Lat Me PROVE It To You FREE ed on my hosp head, shove: lieve I can & for you, foe yu are under 45 of age and 's of hair was not caused by burns or scars. Anyhow, / must succeed or you pay noth- ing. No a ep parates my home treatment is MONE? a and inexpensiv. ‘ad SED weed. nies i Gl iS, NAMES and ADDRES: an ea who have successfully treatment for dani jing hair larly for baldness, Write Now. A postal: VREELANDS, 1934- _E. 40th St., Cleveland, you ney Wanted fs: in Col- lectors pay up to $100.00 for certain U. 8. Cent an bish premfums for all rare coins? We buy all kin Send 4c for Large Coin Folder. May mean — Reons to you. NUMISMATIC CO., Dept. ‘Worth, bovs & Earn Xmas Money Write for 50 Bere St Nighelas.c Cheigtmas Seal Seals. ‘2 Sell Ne : fee 8 TG ae eons St. Nicholas Seal Co., Dept. Brooklyn, N. Y. “What's the Colonel's handicap?” “Apoplexy. Movie Theater Advertising "VE SEEN enough moving pictures to know that there’s not much choice between them. Most people are in the same position. For that reason I can’t understand why the motion picture theaters do not adver- tise more relevantly than, for in- stance, “To-night! At The Aphro- disia, ‘Cupid’s Revenge! Taken from H. G. Wells’ Great Novel, “The Outline of History!’ All star cast in- cluding Jackie Dugan, Maybe Peggy, Richard Nix, Barbara La Ma and others including John Drew and Mrs. Fiske.” My ideas for moving picture ad- vertising are based on the first axioms of the advertising art as taught by all of our better corre- spondence schools, to wit, that ad- vertising is competing with news and therefore should have news value. There is very little startling, by now, in the bare name of the picture, 30 He gets a stroke a hole!” —Gaiety or the fact that a number of high- salaried morons are acting in it. The public wants to know what it you are going to NEW YORK —or are in NEW YORK Refer to GEORGE JEAN NATHAN’S THEATRICAL GUIDE EVERY WEEK JUDGE comicbooks.com