Judge — November 7, 1925 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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expected to remember me in her will. Her letter says she hopes to leave me her rheumatism. There is no return address on this one, but I can tell by its scent whom it’s from. My nose knows all right. It’s from my bootlegger. It is a circular letter explaining that he is always on the square with his cus- tomers. The type is extra large. “So that he who drinks may read,” is the way he puts it. He reports in the letter that some of his ex-cus- tomers are doing well—but he “Swear you'll always be true to me, darling. If you ever deceive me, I’ll blow out my brains!” “Well, at least I'll promise to hide your revolver.” —Ie Petit Bleu Driver—’Struth, she’s missing a lot this morning. Friend—Cripes, she’s hitting a lot too. —Smith’s Weekly doesn’t say in what hospitals. He states further that his professional brethren are covering every available territory and in many cases territories overlap causing all kinds of con- fusion. ‘“The country has long since reached its saturation point,” are his very words. For this reason, he concludes, he thinks it wise to retire temporarily. Having an account to settle at Atlanta, he expects to start South immediately and hiber- nate there. He promises to an- nounce further plans upon his re- lease. R. C. O’Brien The Wee Hours My partner hailed from gay Paree; I asked her for a kiss, And when she cried, “Non, non!” to me, Her tone lacked emphasis. We danced until the moon was low, And at my next demand She could no longer say, “Non, non!” The “oui” hours were at hand. —American Legion Weekly toe Professor A. V. Hill told the British Association that men can run faster than women. This ac- counts for there being bachelors. FAH Neighbor—So, Edward B.A. and M.A.? Edward’s Father—Yes, P.A. still supports hiw. got his but his Earle E. Liederman The Muscle, Builder Author of “Muscle Building, of, resting.” “Secreta of Strength,’ ‘Science Here's Health,” If a Tom Cat Could Sing Bass he sure would have the edge on every other cat in the neighborhood. But try as he will, no cat will ever be able to do it. If some of these so-called wise old men who have spent the better part of their lifetime getting money, meanwhile neglecting their bodies, could now turn around and get a strong, healthy body as well, they would be far more of ‘a monstrosity than the bass singing tom cat. But it can't be done, fellows. They picked their future aud they got it TODAY IS YOUR DAY Now is the time to decide whether your older days will be spent in an invalid’s chair. I don't mean you can't have health and wealth as well. I should say not. A strong ly is man's chiefest asset for winning financial success. I'm just warning you against the serious mistake others have made in overlooking the road which leads to both true ness and success. x you any scheme to make quick money. wz you something that will put you in such shape that success and good fortune will just naturally come your way. I’M A MUSCLE BUILDER That's my job. I make strong men out of weak ones. ransform weak-kneed jimated chaps Her- © And it’s no half-way business either. When I'm through you're an honest, to goodness real he-man and if any one doubts you, you'll call his bluff. You can prove it. Just for a starter I guarantee to put one full inch onto your arms in the first 30 days. Yes, and two inches onto your chest in the same length of time. But that's nothing. From then on come the real works. I'll build up your shoulders and deepen your chest so t ery breath you take will draw a real load of oxygen int vitality through back and put so it will look like a on those inner muscles in and around your vital organs You'll have a sn: a flash to your eye that will make you radiate life and vitality like a human dynatn idle prattle, fellows. Rem ¢ things. I guarantee them. You take me. It’s a sure bet. me? Of course you arc. Send for My New 64-Page Book “MUSCULAR DEVELOPMENT” book is the peppiest of reading you ever your eyes on. I swear you'll never blink an eyelash 1 you've finished it. 48 full page photographs of myself y prize-winning pupils whom I have trained. thrill you $2 youll Tool like golug out and’ Liektag a cop. And it’s all yours—free. All I ask is 10 cents to cover postage and wrapping. I'm giving the book to you with my compliments. No strings attached to it. No Fill in the coupon and let it ride. Get out your pencil—now—Don't put it off. You're getting somet for nothing. Grab it. EARLE E. LIEDERMAN Dept. 3011 305 Broadway New York City EARLE E. LIEDERMAN Dept. 3011, 305 Broadway, New York City | Dear Sir:—I enclose 10 cents to cover cost of wrapping, mailing, ete., for which you are to send m ithout any ob- if ligation on my part whatever. a copy of your latest book, “Muscular Development.” (Please write or print plainly.) comicbooks.com