Judge, 1925-10-31 · page 7 of 37
Judge — October 31, 1925 — page 7: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
# Judge Magazine Page Analysis This page contains humor pieces and satirical content rather than political cartoons. The main illustration depicts a chaotic kitchen scene with a maid juggling flying food and dishes, captioned "If the maid's dish-washing act looked the way it sounds from the other room"—a visual joke about domestic noise. The text includes "Tip-top," a poem by Hugh Wood mocking men who complain about women, and a biographical entry for "Adam" that humorously blames him for humanity's problems, particularly for "turning over the naming of animals to Eve." Additional sections include "Krazy Kracks" (humorous one-liners), love lyrics, and "Lizzie Labels" (brief observations). These are primarily entertainment pieces rather than political satire, reflecting Judge's blend of domestic humor and social commentary typical of early 20th-century American magazines.
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If the maid's dish-washing act looked the way it sounds from the other room. Tip-top Or those who've felt. the biting scorn Of women loved and cast aside, There’s none who was not so forlorn Il retained a trace of pride. While words that sear and vilify, A mau may speak and still relent, But cursed forever is the guy Who tipya waiter 10 per cent.! Aman can steal the widow’s mite, And dub it as a mere caprice, Or revel through a ribald night And still enjoy his meals in peace! But. poison in filet de sole, And tacks in soup are kindly meant As presents for the hardy soul Who tips a waiter 10 per cent.! Hugh Wood \ Give a sentence withthe word, vf Hypotenuse” “T wanted to read about the murder, so hy po- Jupae Nominates for the Hall of Fame i) ADAM Brace he had nothing to do with the style of furniture of the same name; because he nev nid: ‘So’s your old mau”; | because, though responsible for a | great deal of trouble and sadness, ‘he is also responsible for the “largest circulation of any humor- ous weekly in the world’; but | most of all because be didn’t turn over the naming of the | animals to Eve—thus saving us from Snookles the Hippopotamus | or Tootsie-Ootsie the dinosaur. Love Lyric No. 2,003 Drink to me only with thine eyes, It’s all that I can ask, Unless you'd rather otherwise? In that case here’s my flask. 6.6. sts “Can you think of anything more utterly useless than silk stockings?” asked the intensely practical man. “Not unless it’s the things that stand on street corners watching them,” answered his wife. toe A veteran burglar says it’s pre'ty hard for a new man to break in these days. ALE IABELS An Accident—Going Out to Happen. tenuse paper.” L __ | SUDGE will pay $5 fer cach one printed comicbooks.com