Judge — October 17, 1925 — page 38: what you’re looking at

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We are desirous of securing the serv- ices of two students in each College or University, Preparatory School and High School who are interested in earning good money in spare time. Write JUDGE, Dept..B. 627 West 43d Street NEW YORK CITY A PERFECT NOSE BEFOREL AFTER Glass of Soda with tablespoonful Abbott's Bitters a good tonic and palatable, Sam- ple Bitters by mail 25 cts. in stamps. C. W. Abbott & Co., Baltimore, Md. Monogram Bridge Scores Foot, Seelesibs,shesig eachls Ghse0y 8 pede, WeGe Money ee Sond No Money Murra ster cu tri: SY: oe tune 2 (MARENCO. JUDGE 627 West 43d Street, New York, N.Y. | | | | | | | | I want JupcE for myself. | | I have checked below the | | offer I accept. | | Herewith is $1.00 (check, | | | , mMoney-order) | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | cash, stamps, for 10 weeks of JuDcE. Herewith find $5.00 (check, cash, money-order) for one year's subscription to JuDce. r-rear l-light! How One Man Got His Start (Continued from page 13) “And did you send her a dozen pitchforks instead?” “Yes, sir.” “And why?” “Well, sir, I couldn’t read the slip. My eyes aren’t very good. I thought maybe it was fish forks, but maybe she wouldn’t notice the difference.” “Manager, give this lout his time. You're through, The Highbinder store has no place for incompetents.”’ Mr. Highbinder and I came to en- joy our little game; we played it so well that no one would have believed we were not in earnest. I became a person of much importance. In fact, I fear I began to take a little advantage of my importance. I went so far as to woo Mr. High- binder’s lovely daughter, Azalea. At length she promised to marry me when I should be promoted. a Anche Se nce he mae tte rt ee ES ante here ard tare tmnt a0. A LIGHT QUESTION! The Speed Merchant's Passenger—Wh-why do you b-bother to h-have a —The Sketch One evening Mr. Highbinder dis- covered us together, Shaking with rage he ordered me out of the house. Next day he fired me twelve times, which netted me $60. The manager said the old man was surpassing himself. Anyone would swear it was genuine. At five that afternoon I suggested to Mr. Highbinder that if he should ever want to fire me in good earnest he might do so by promoting me to a position which did not carry with it immunity—a position as buyer, for instance. At five ten I was appointed buyer. At six I married Azalea. At six thirty we informed Mr. High- binder. He was, unhappily, stricken with apoplexy at six thirty five. So that is how I got my start in business. My advice to young men is to work hard and faithfully for their employers; in the long run, I always say, industry, honesty, and application will bring success. Morris Bishop comicbooks.com