Judge — October 17, 1925 — page 14: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

IN BOT —_> — J “The man in the street.” True Love Problems Tell Your Heartaches to Ema Baum In the Daily Wail EAR Miss Baum: Lama father of forty-seven; I have blue eyes and a Ford automobile, intelligent but married and recently I am suspicious that my wife doesn’t love me much, She is always yapping about the | way I walk or something else and she hit me in the middle of last week with a fumed oak morris chair, breaking off one arm and a leg that is not quite paid for but almost. Please, oh, please, Miss Baum, tell me what I shall do? Harry Dear Miss Baum: I am a young girl of sixteen and my boy friends all tell me I am very pretty without using much paint. I am also in SEEING AMERICA WORST JOU are now “entering SAN FRAN- CISCO, CAL. love with a boy who looks something awful like Rudolph Valentino, and last night he took me for a tramp in Central Park and tried to hold my The man who reads over your shoulder has a car now. hand but as Kattie, my girl friend, says no finale hopper can make a fool out of her, Hoping you are the same, Grace Dear Miss Baum: I have always been backward in school without knowing much and when I finally reached twenty-one my: uncle died, He left me $50,000 in Yonkers and big bills. Do you think my girl who is at present blond and very short. loves me for my money which troubles me a lot? Charlie Jack Shuttleworth PIS You can lead a dumb-bell to a conclusion, but you cannot make her think, The Birthplace of WILLIAM RANDOLPII HEARST The Winner Te silver plated Dumb-bell Tied in Raspberry ribbon Goes undoubtedly To Henrietta Who thought That a sloe gin rickey Was an oriental Vehicle Drawn by A tired Chinese, “Velvet want?” you comicbooks.com