Judge — October 3, 1925 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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Did Witter Water reduce this man’s pressure too much? lay 2, 1925. He says: “I am feeling so much better since Witter Water reduced my blood pressure. I am 58 years old, but no one would guess it from my appearance, as I am feeling and looking much younser and putting in a full day at my business once more, without fatigue.” SYMPTOMS . Cold hands and cold feet. . Slight momentary dizziness. Sleep unrefreshing Sleep disturbed by dreams. . Feeling of fullness in the hea ; Gastric disturbances after meals. '. Constipation. ind lowered vitality. 9. 10. The death rate is greatly increased by High Blood Pressure, but the death rate advances much faster than the blood pressure in- creases, as shown by the following table prepared by Dr. J. W. Fisher, Medical Director of the Northwestern Mutual Life Insurance Company: a normal— 36.1% mortality normal— 83 sed mortality normal—rog_.4° : y © normal—148..5° normal—314.7% increased but a pleasant-tasting, natural spring water from California, and is so richly impreg- nated with alkaline minerals that it is taken only in small doses of a wine-glassful at atime. It acts by neutralizing the acid poisons in the blood, and thus removes the cause of High Blood Pressure. Free Sample Bottle with analysis of Witter Water, also valuable Free Booklet about High Blood Pressure will be sent to anyone mailing this coupon. WITTER WATER CO., Not Inc. Dept. 19-07. 608 S. Dearborn St., Chicago. Or 995 Market St., San Francisco, Cal. Without obligation on my part, send me Free Sample Bottle, with analysis of Witter Water, also valuable Free Booklet about High Blood Pressure. Ir you can down a cocktail when all about you Are losing theirs and going out for air; If you can dance and neck (or bill and coo), Yet always keep that manner debonair; If you can prate on things incon- sequential While you hold a flush beneath your hand, Or maintain a bearing quite impartial In the face of unearned reprimand; If you can smoke (or chew) it’s all the same, Yet have a breath that needs no Listerine; If your transgressions are in truth misnamed And your conscience quite un- ruffed and serene; If you can keep work first and place aban Upon your heart when Love would enter in; If to these things you rise and say, “T can,” You’re a better liar than I am, Gunga Din. —Wesleyan Wasp “T had a lovely nut sundae—” “Yes, I have. one coming to-night.” —Norre Dame JucGLer tos ’27 (disgustedly)—G’wan, you've got hayseed in your hair. °28 (naively) —That ain’t hayseed, that’s wild oats. —Brown Jug toe The great defect of check books is that they generally don’t. —Cornell Widow PAS Likely as not when Earle Sande gets a holiday he goes for a ride ona merry-go-round. —Toronto Goblin “You shouldn't wear those peekaboo waists.” “Well, I’m open to criticism.” —Texas RANGER comicbooks.com